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It'd be cool to start your own Build-a-Bear type place except the kids make toys for other kids and it's in China, amirite?

OP has a hip name. Anthonymous.

maumaus avatar maumau +35Reply
You try to eat well and exercise. amirite?

... I try un smilie

maumaus avatar maumau +6Reply
Fortune cookies are all way too positive. Where are the fortunes that say "you'll die alone with six cats," or "put that cookie down, fattie. You're clogging your arteries", amirite?

The second one isn't a fortune.

maumaus avatar maumau +4Reply
"Jew" is not offensive, amirite?

Every individual has their own beliefs as to what's offensive and what's not. One Jew may find it perfectly normal but another probably doesn't.

I just don't think it's fair for others to say what is offensive and what's not towards a certain demographic without them all being apart of that demographic.

maumaus avatar maumau +4Reply
You love to watch Jeopardy with a friend , so you can show off your IQ, when you get all the questions right?

I see what you did thar smirk2 smilie

maumaus avatar maumau +5Reply
Having your actual birthday on a Friday is the best thing ever, amirite?
Behind every "who cares" there's a little voice inside you that says "I do". Amirite?

We're all human after all.

maumaus avatar maumau +15Reply
You have asked for a cup to fill with water, but actually filled it with a different fountain drink, amirite?

Stingy.

maumaus avatar maumau +4Reply
If you were born from April 1, 1993 - December 31, 1999, you are not a 90's kid, and I am right. amirite?
@I enjoy working at IKEA. After all, I can guarentee that when you are my age, you will be working at a McDonalds...

Nah bro. When I'm "your age" I'll be chillin in my mansion whilst you assemble my new coffee table. You little shit.

maumaus avatar maumau +7Reply
If you were born from April 1, 1993 - December 31, 1999, you are not a 90's kid, and I am right. amirite?
@Oh really? Go to an airport, fly to Denver, get a rental car, drive down to Centennial, go to the IKEA, and meet...

No, you're the piece of shit ! You're a piece of shit and an asshole ! And you're also bullshit too !

What kind of loser works at ikea ?! YOU !

Trolololol

maumaus avatar maumau +6Reply
If you were born from April 1, 1993 - December 31, 1999, you are not a 90's kid, and I am right. amirite?
@13? Bitch please, not only am I 22, but I am married, own a house in Centennial, Colorado, own a job at IKEA, and...

Whatever asshole. I don't believe anything you say. You're not a 90's kid, you're a trolllllllllllll. troll smilie

Get a life. Get off the Internet. Stop being so sourpuss.

maumaus avatar maumau +6Reply
If you were born from April 1, 1993 - December 31, 1999, you are not a 90's kid, and I am right. amirite?
@You are scum. Like many people born in the mid and late 90's that THINK they know about growing up in the 90's, you...

Stop giving me your life story ! Shit ! You seem awfully dedicated for someone without an amirite account. I'm starting to think you're 13, not 22.

And you know what: you were only a kid during the 90's and frankly, kids don't know jack shit. Some being so damn emotional.

And just to piss you off:
IM 16 AND IM A 90'S KID.

maumaus avatar maumau +7Reply
If you were born from April 1, 1993 - December 31, 1999, you are not a 90's kid, and I am right. amirite?
@1848863

But I thought chocolate milk came from chocolate cows ?! shock smilie (cry2)

only kidding!

maumaus avatar maumau +11Reply