'Sometimes when you read a post that seems very thought provoking or controversial, you look at the number of comments just already expecting it to be a lot. amirite?', I'm guessing you read that a couple of posts up?
And soap and normal water if you actually wash your feet.
Plus, it would be kind of embaressing for the person needing the seat...
Same, but I've always wanted to have a combination lock.
Here, feel the love :)