If matter is neither created nor destroyed, then whatever ultimately causes your death must already exist somewhere, perhaps in some scattered form... biding its time. amirite?
People tend to care more about HOW something is presented rather than WHAT is presented. amirite?

Hence global warming, and our toddler and cheif.

Potato chips always taste better directly from the bag. amirite?

Good potassium

Age of consent is created to only allow kids to have sex with kids and adults to have sex with adults, amirite?

Actually age of consent allows adults to have sex with children. If age of consent is 16, then legally a 16 year old can have consensual sex with a 98 year old. Or older.

We are on the brink of a generation being raised entirely by parents who understand that multiplayer games can't be paused. amirite?

"We're leaving in 15 minutes DO NOT start playing something you can't put down!"

a daily prayer

If the universe is ever expanding and has no limit, logically that is magic. amirite?

Magic is just science that we don't understand yet.

The more west in the U.S you go, the straighter the borders get. amirite?

I don't remember the exact quote but it's something like

"When you see straight lines on the map you can guarantee they were drawn by people who don't live there"

You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?
If you have a concussion, King Tutankhamen, amirite?
Usain Bolt is not that fast. He runs 28mph while the average human runs 22-25. amirite?

the average human almost never runs.

"Based on more real-life data from more than 300 million runs uploaded to workout app Strava in 2018, the average running pace across the globe is 9 minutes and 48 seconds (9:48).". that equates to near 6 mph

Sex scenes are the only scenes where one acts after "Cut", amirite?
You know how if you have too many chromosomes you have Down syndrome, if you didn't have enough chromosomes would that be up syndrome. amirite?

That would be updog

Apollo 11 was a very expensive camping trip, amirite?

They had a pretty sweet tent.

Women who want to be ‘compensated' for their ‘unpaid childcare labour' are the female version of men saying they won't ‘babysit' their own kids, amirite?
@BigMemer You think that's ridiculous you should hear how much some of them think they deserve. I've seen people on twitter...

Well if we pay her can we -the government via our taxes- take ownership of the child at 18? If we're going to put it those terms it sounds like raising cattle.