-53Light emitting things are the only things you see that aren't a reflection. amirite?
+71Picking up Christmas trees is the saddest but best-smelling task of the year for garbage collectors. amirite?
-50The only time we're truly free to do what we want is when we're retired and old, amirite?
+53It's easy to make a veggie burger taste like a beef burger when the beef burger was already not exactly beef. amirite?
+68Propaganda is only bad if you disagree with it, otherwise it's seen as empowering. amirite?
+50If some sort of apocalypse does happen, staying in shape for those that survive won't be an issue with all the abandon fitness gyms in every city. amirite?
+51There's a good chance that you have the coin that won a scratch off card. amirite?
+42The most unrealistic thing about TV and movies is when people pop out of bed like it's nothing after sleeping with their arms above their head or under their pillow all night. amirite?
+12Koalas with jobs must be tired of people asking if they're koalafied for their profession. amirite?
-2Maybe more and more people coming out as gay is natures way of halting overpopulation. amirite?
+24Sociopaths are not burdened with inhibitions or social anxiety They may display a devil may care confidence in public that is magnetic. Beware the life of the party. amirite!