You aren't the way your 2nd grade self imagined and hoped you would be at your current age, amirite?
It's strange how studies have found smart people are more inclined to take drugs, you'd think it'd be the opposite, amirite?

The smarter you are, the more you know about the world
The more you know, the more it depresses you. The more you're depressed, the more you need to relax. People take drugs to relax. Makes perfect sense to me

I wonder if the police changed their extension for calling the police from [I don't know] to 911 because of the incident happened on 9/11, amirite?
@sara24 This is so fantastic! 911 is such an easy number to remember!

Pre 9/11: OHMYGOD SHERRY IS CHOKING BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE EMERGENCY NUMBER!!!!111!!!1!1!1!

Post 9/11: OMG! Sherrys choking! Well, I remember the emergency number because of September eleventh now! :D

Every time you watch porn you fear in the back of your mind that it's somehow connected to your Twitter or Facebook, and that it's gonna make a post about how much you love hot horny lesbians. Amirite?
Suicide isn’t always selfish. What can be selfish is forcing someone, who may have a good reason for wanting to die, to live just because you don’t want them gone, amirite?
@mattreynolds Thank you for posting this. On wednesday I got out of a two year relationship and I've contemplated suicide but...

My meager relationship advice - there are many fish in the sea. Right now, you will want tuna, because you have been catching tuna and eating it for the past two years. But now there's no more tuna. I know you're used to eating tuna, but perhaps you could keep an open mind and maybe try some trout or salmon? Because you never know, you might like that better than tuna. If you're still hurting about the tuna fish being gone and all, take a short break from fishing, and then get your head in the game. Perhaps try our some new bait, or whatever. Do what you are comfortable with.

Everyone seems to think that if you dig a hole straight down you will end up in China. amirite?
It's kinda nice having long boobs, because I can go for a jog without a bra and have my boobies hit me in the face and it wakes you up for the day, amirite?

Dafuq did I just read?

Girls: if you found out you were pregnant today, at your current age and in your current socioeconomic situation, you would probably get an abortion, amirite?

I would be amazed that I managed to get laid. Then I would get an abortion.

The ending to Mockingjay felt a little bit rushed. You'd think the author would write a bit more on the whole plot line of Katniss choosing either Peeta or Gale- even if it was just half a chapter. But it seemed to work out just too fast and the other character was just kind of brushed off without a real goodbye. amirite?

Team peeta or team gale?

Isn't itvobvious? TEAM FINNICK

@1686514

Why should the whole world have to change to accommodate one idiot girl?

There is a fair number of attractive ladies on this site, amirite?
Your mom thinks that every member of the opposite sex that looks at you has a crush on you, amirite?

She thinks that every boy I look at/looks at me is DTF.

A future full of adults who were never properly disciplined as children, and who were given trophies for simply participating in events in school, sounds like something out of a dystopian terror film, amirite?
@AdonisBatheus Haha, no. No, not at all. Not in any way.

You guys DO realize that participation awards are a slap in the face if that's all you got, right? Because that's the vibe I got. Participation awards are a formality. Everyone knows that.

I am curious to know the average age of people on this site. If you are older than the current vote, vote it up. If you are younger, vote it down. This'll be a good experiment, amirite?
If you ever feel like your life sucks, just remember you didn't come out of my vagina, amirite?