(<3 JBieber): But you do brush your teeth, amirite?
(<3 JBieber): Oh Justin, you're just to young for this! I'll tell you when you're older. btw make sure you brush your teeth tonight, before bedtime, at eight o'clock, that is.
First I was like NO WAY how is this post rating plus? It's ok for----oh....it's sarcastic...haha. this is a really good post!
You are so right! We can't have gay people marry people they're attracted to! What if African Americans saw this? They'd try and marry a white guy! We have to be fair.
Without my parents, this sentence wouldn't exist. Neither would this one. Or this one. Hey! There's so much to thank my parents for! BTW that sentence wouldn't exist either. In case you were wondering, this WHOLE ENTIRE comment wouldn't exist! Thank you, mom. Thank you, dad.
(Your+name+(optional)): Let's close our mouth and run really far away from each-other!
In my rural town where I pass ten thousand barns on my 30 minute drive to get to school in the next closest city with civilization? A couple of seconds.
I just wrote this huge long comment but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version. It's short. I know. I didn't feel like writing the whole thing over again. The original comment was amazing. This one isn't. Deal with it.
I'm sincerely sorry from the bottom of my heart. Everybody should stop having sex. IT'S CAUSING PEOPLE"S BIOLOGY GRADES TO DROP!
But...!!!...ok you're right.
When your driving, and it's a hurricane, there's always one car you see with their windshield wipers on "lalala singing in the rain", amirite?
I feel kinda bad for the people that have to to do this to start a relationship.
Do you come from the Futer?
It's not hard to do; it's impossible.
Yes. Seeing as gum is currency at my school.