@I feel the exact opposite. If they don't affect your life in any way, then you should let them get married. Love is...

(<3 JBieber): Oh Justin, you're just to young for this! I'll tell you when you're older. btw make sure you brush your teeth tonight, before bedtime, at eight o'clock, that is.

@I had to read this twice to get it :$

First I was like NO WAY how is this post rating plus? It's ok for----oh....it's sarcastic...haha. this is a really good post!

You are so right! We can't have gay people marry people they're attracted to! What if African Americans saw this? They'd try and marry a white guy! We have to be fair.

Without Anthony's parents we wouldn't have amirite.net, so we should thank them for having sex 21 years and 9 months ago, amirite?

Without my parents, this sentence wouldn't exist. Neither would this one. Or this one. Hey! There's so much to thank my parents for! BTW that sentence wouldn't exist either. In case you were wondering, this WHOLE ENTIRE comment wouldn't exist! Thank you, mom. Thank you, dad.

We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?
@ROUND 2.... START! (in street fighter announcer voice)

(Your+name+(optional)): Let's close our mouth and run really far away from each-other!

It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?
@mchristie I love that shit, even if it isn't specific to me. So far I know the average person spends 2 weeks total waiting at...

In my rural town where I pass ten thousand barns on my 30 minute drive to get to school in the next closest city with civilization? A couple of seconds.

There should be a universal symbol to put at the start of an email that means "I just wrote you a huge long email but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version", amirite?

I just wrote this huge long comment but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version. It's short. I know. I didn't feel like writing the whole thing over again. The original comment was amazing. This one isn't. Deal with it.

Without Anthony's parents we wouldn't have amirite.net, so we should thank them for having sex 21 years and 9 months ago, amirite?
@RobotDevil If your parents had never had sex, I wouldn't be responding to your comment right now! I would probably be doing...

I'm sincerely sorry from the bottom of my heart. Everybody should stop having sex. IT'S CAUSING PEOPLE"S BIOLOGY GRADES TO DROP!

Without Anthony's parents we wouldn't have amirite.net, so we should thank them for having sex 21 years and 9 months ago, amirite?

When your driving, and it's a hurricane, there's always one car you see with their windshield wipers on "lalala singing in the rain", amirite?

At least once you've sent someone a naked picture of yourself, then lied to them and told them it was an accident and it was supposed to go to someone else, in a clever attempt to make them want you, amirite?

I feel kinda bad for the people that have to to do this to start a relationship.

We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?
Hardest thing in the world to do: Make up a color in your head, without using any already existing colors. amirite?

It's not hard to do; it's impossible.

We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?
@1296623

Yes. Seeing as gum is currency at my school.