I have √(-1) friends, amirite?

Okay, does anyone else find it funny that people are surprised people understand a joke from algebra 2?

Baby material.

In theory, the US mint could print a several-trillion-dollar bill and pay off that debt, amirite?
I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to start any trouble, but it should be an even number. amirite?

Maybe it's the number of couples that got married, not actually the number of people.

Boob is an ugly word, but breast is too formal. amirite?

Boob is a fantastic word.

Life is one big game of Hide & Seek, once you find that one person you've won the game, amirite?

Now everyone say it with me...

"D'AWWWWWW"

God chose some of the worst places for hair, amirite?

Not really...hair is in places where warmth is important.

It's good that the drinking age in America is 21. Even though people can be trusted with everything else earlier, it's not good to trust someone with drinking that early, because they have the possibility of ruining other people's lives, with drunk driving. There are too many people who do it, and it's not fair to the people who died because of it. 21 is a more mature age. amirite?

I disagree. 21 is more mature, maybe, but it doesn't really matter. People that are under 21 still drink and drive. The legality is regardless.

In my opinion, people should be exposed to responsible drinking at a young age. In my family, for as long as I can remember, we were allowed to drink, but it was always supervised and in moderation. It never became a big deal and so, I don't have any desire to go out drinking. It goes with that saying, "you want what you can't have." I was always allowed to drink alcohol, so the desire to have it never established itself (or at least, not like in today's youth).

So, I think it should be the parents' responsibility to show their children how to drink responsibly. Instead, they just say, "don't drink until you're 21" and the kids don't listen, and they drink when they don't know how, which causes all kinds of problems.

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she spent the night with a friend. Her husband called her 10 best friends; none of them knew about it.
A man came home one night. His wife called his ten best friends. 8 said he stayed over, and two claimed he was still there, amirite?
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she spent the night with a friend. Her husband called her 10 best friends; none of them knew about it.
A man came home one night. His wife called his ten best friends. 8 said he stayed over, and two claimed he was still there, amirite?
@scrantoncity a guys' friend will lie to the guys' husband, but the girls won't.

a guy's friend will lie to the guy's wife, but girls won't.*

xD

You know that something, somewhere, went terribly wrong when you started your homework at 4 pm and didn't get finished till close to 11, amirite?

What is this "finish"

Great, you've managed to save about two minutes by lugging 10298357 grocery bags back in two trips, in the process injuring your fingers and most likely straining your back. Good luck opening the door, amirite?

kick door, kick door "MOOOOM OPEN THE DOOOOR"

Cars should come with colored headlights of your choosing; yellow and white get kinda boring. If they were to do that, all the interstates would look like Christmas every night! amirite?

No, there are unwritten (as far I know..) rules to that. Headlights are white because if it's dark and you see white lights showing in your direction, you can bet there's a car facing you, possibly moving in your direction. (Have you ever noticed that when a car is in reverse, white lights light up on the back of the car?) Taillights are red so we can make the same assumptions except with the back of a car.

Plus, if christmas lights are shining behind you and it's not christmas, you probably have a cop pulling you over.

How does seeing an R-Rated movie with an adult make it any less scary or disturbing, amirite?

It doesn't. That's not the point. You need an adult because while you're underage, everything is all about the adult's/parent's permission.

Mirrors are the color silver, amirite?

My mirror is whatever color I put in front of it.

Caucasians : Although you're not racist, you are very glad you're not black, amirite?