McDonald's new look just doesn't have that McDonald's feel, amirite?

My family has referred to them as 'golden eyebrows' instead of the traditional golden arches.

Rewinding life is not as fun as it could look like. Just imagine poop going back into your butt hole, and throwing up, instead of eating, and all those stuff. amirite?

And worse, eating instead of throwing up!

If you want to sneak out of the house when your father is home, just tell him that you need to buy tampons, amirite?

Great idea!

If life begins at conception, then Americans should be able to legally drink at 20 years and 3 months, amirite?
You can't describe yourself in one word, amirite?
It's kind of disheartening to realize that the most educated and wise people get the same amount of say as high school dropouts as to who is going to run the country, amirite?

Popular vote has no ties whatsoever to who wins the presidency.

No, humanity. There are actually THREE things people will never agree on; politics, religion, and music. amirite?

And who gets the last slice.

Today, I wake up, and I change a lightbulb. I then walk into a bar. This is when I realized my whole life is a joke, amirite?
School would be so much easier if you could copy and paste things from your textbook onto paper, like for notes, flashcards, etc. amirite?

You can, just not in two clicks.

One of the reasons why amirite.com is so great is that there are always new posts on the homepage, making you feel like you have a life outside of the Internet, amirite?

It's ".net"

The worst thing about having a really good password is that you can't tell anyone about it, amirite?
To speed up the process, the Fast Checkout Cashier should not be able to call a manager for price checks. Instead, they should do a quick rock, paper, scissors with the customer for the item, amirite?

Tie goes to the customer, we do need to hurry up!

It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?
@heethebobo Good point. Cries in corner

Don't worry, it's only one bet that you probably won't win.

A peanut butter, jelly, nutella, ketchup, mayo, ham, orange, salsa sandwich isn't that bad. It's all gonna come out in 24 hours anyways. amirite?

That's more like 24 seconds, in the opposite direction! :0

It would be horrible to be a pregnant woman at planned parenthood and lock your keys in your car, because it would be awkward to go inside and ask for a hanger, amirite?
@heethebobo $1,000,000 says both anons are the same person.

I'd say they aren't, they're a dozen comments away, and one is on mobile.