You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?

CHOCOLATE!! CHOCOLATE!!!!
Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day. Now that I've got you right where I want you.... I would like to buy all your Chocolate.

It's strange how there's a girl version of the word dude, but not a guy version of the word chick, amirite?

Dick.

Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?
If life begins at conception, then Americans should be able to legally drink at 20 years and 3 months, amirite?
You know you've hit rock bottom when you are eating holographic meatloaf every night for dinner, amirite?

Poor plankton.... :(

How to make Mexican food: Put beans, corn, peppers, rice, tortillas, and meat together in any form and give it a fancy name. amirite?

You'd think mario would be giving advice about italian food.

The worst thing about having a really good password is that you can't tell anyone about it, amirite?
Love him or hate him, you have to admit that lyrics aren't Bruno Mars's strong point, amirite?
Let's try to see how long we can make this post have a perfectly balanced score of zero. amirite?

I think at the end of the year we should all change our vote to yes, but just for a week, and then change it to no, so it could be the highest of positive and negative, then change it back to a normal 0.

Using a confusing analogy is like driving a Jeep over a box of doughnuts, it just doesn’t make sense, amirite?
What do we call this decade...the 10's ? amirite?

The good 'ol days.

33.33% of the Jonas brothers have diabetes, amirite?

100% of Nick jonas has diabetes

For a million dollars, you would stand naked in a crowded street for 5 minutes, amirite?

I would do that for a lot less.

"Til-Tok" is not an appropriate song for a 6 year old to know all of he lyrics to, amirite?

What's Til-Tok? Lol

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