To be or not to be...
My mom calls me an ape, every single time I came out of shower or sauna.
I know she loves my hairy chest, as I love her. But, still... "You are such an ape!" is somewhat weird to hear every and each time.
I can be in a relationship without getting angry, violent, turning to alcohol or drugs, quitting my job, cheating, being a control freak, putting TV ahead of sex or gaining weight while still keeping the house clean. Apparently this isn't a sought after skill.
I prefer to be the catcher
Finally someone gets it