Well it won't be my liver.

Guessing most people don't save any radio stations anymore. My car doesn't have any saved.. Our family van has some SiriusXm stations saved though.. And you'd probably think I'm nuts if you saw the mix of stations the wife and kids have saved.

They really should wish they they could understand the other animals instead. Then you could talk to every grasshopper, pigeon, marmoset and Mongolian Death Worm in your neighborhood.

My cat doesn't pay property rax, but I make him pay rent every month.

But surely people don't have kids so that they can have future carers?

I mean there's no evidence that night werewolves exist so I guess it's not surprising.

There is if you want to get a bucket and walk down to any source of water. Example a puddle. But you'll probably get sick. Water that won't make you sick isn't free because it take work to make water safe.

We're also lucky the sun changes frozen rain to a brown slushy mixture of water, soil and piss.

Dude the fact you escape the heat of Nevada by going to Hawaii makes me envious as I'm sat here in Scotland with no where to go in really bad temperatures.

Ironic? Nah being a talented linguist doesn't make you smart.

That's super vague lol. I'll use you as an example. Are you male and attracted to women?

Are you trolling or really that much of a fukwit?

probably shoots further with the lower gravitational pull

My own friends use me as an excuse for why they turned out so poorly. I would be shocked if their parents wouldn't use me as an example for their siblings.

that's why i personally believe that i hope cryonics is not it