America is clearly better than Canada, amirite?

Sorry, I can't hear you over my free healthcare.

And milk in bags.

There aren't really any good words for male attractiveness, amirite?

UGH. It's so frustrating. Handsome is way to formal, but sexy or hot just says "I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES."

When people ask you,, "What do want to be when you grow up?", "happy" is a perfectly acceptable answer, amirite?
@Elmo7 John Lennon said that, I think.

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy.’ They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. -John Lennon.

You regularly call a pizza place near you and loudly masterbate into the phone, amirite?
@wobbuffet *masturbate

THANK YOU!!! everyone always spells that wrong, along with basterd. it pisses me off.

An article I saw said they were thinking of doing a BACK TO THE FUTURE REMAKE WITH HIM TOO!!!! D: D: D: GOD HELP US ALL.

There are certain movies that will always make you cry no matter how often you have seen them, amirite?
@Up, Toy Story 3, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (I sobbed during history class. Fun...), and Harry Potter and the...

Dude, George and Lupin and Tonks didn't even make me cry that much. Snape's memories had me sobbing.

You wonder if the people in costumes at Disney World smile or not when they're having a picture taken of them, amirite?
@1051540

Way to herp the derp there.

Julie Andrews is the classiest woman alive, amirite?
In a world of invisibility cloaks, and spells to stun and control people, how has Hermionie not been raped? amirite?

Because she's an excellent witch, anyone who tried to rape her would get a nasty stun to the face.

Life is worth living, amirite?
It's funny to add, "...naked" to almost every phrase. Example: I'm going to go jump on the trampoline...naked. Amirite?
@TalkingRice especially in fortune cookies ;]

I got one today that said "You will be fortunate in everyhing you put your hands on."

Priests are clearly the biggest hypocrites out there. First they say that you should wait till marriage to have sex but they're the ones to tell kids it's right to do it at an early age. Then they say it's wrong to be gay but they're the one who like little boys the most, amirite?

I dunno what priests you are around, but most don't say its okay to do that at a young age...

Girls that have big boobs always complain about back pain and how they are uncomfortable but they never realise that there are a lot of guys who would happily give them massages ;) amirite?
Please don't post your little inside jokes as your status updates; no one wants to waste twenty seconds reading "LOL TAKE THE CHEESE OUT OF THE TOY CHEST!(;" amirite?

who would take 20 seconds to read 9 words?

Colorguard and Marching band are a lot harder then people make it out to be, amirite?
@Colorguard is my life. I hate people who say it's soooooo easy to toss a flag in the air 20 feet and catch it, or...

Heh. Me and one of my guard friends actually got in a total fight with these 8 year olds about whether or not they could twirl our flags. It was great. And our guard makes fun of the flute section.