+5881. Go to Google Translate. 2. English -> French. 3. Type in "take a dirty picture for me". 4. Copy the translated words. 5. Translate the French back to English. You laughed at the new translation, amirite?
+763If I were on death row and being killed by lethal injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, the next day when they'd come in to take me I'd yell, "Injection!? I thought you said inspection!" I bet they'd feel real bad and let me off the hook. amirite?
+1,485It makes sense that animals pee on something to mark their territory. I mean if someone peed on something, most people would be like, "Eww, okay. That's yours now." Amirite?
+3,101The 5 biggest lies ever told: "I'm fine", "Seriously, I don't like anyone", "I swear that was my last piece of gum", "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions", and "I left my homework at home, I swear I did it!" amirite?