+466You never know how long to keep your mouth on the spit-sucker tube thing in the dentist chair. "Does she want me to drain my mouth of all saliva? Or would she think Im a weird spit-filled FREAK?" These are questions of life. amirite?
+443Next thing you know, airlines will be charging pregnant women for 2 tickets. After that, they'll give them a full body pat-down for looking "suspicious"..."Excuse me ma'am. I'm going to need you to step over here. Are you hiding a BOMB in there?", amirite?