midnightcookies

It's annoying when teenagers say they're "different" because they play with legos, or they don't do drugs, or they wear black skinny jeans. Chances are, there are many other teenagers who share similar views. You can be proud of yourself, but step down from your pedestal, amirite?
It's ridiculous that saying "gay" or "faggot" is becoming unacceptable in our society, but calling things or people "retarded" is completely okay, amirite?
America is not the greatest country in the world and the Americans that think so need to quit acting like it is, amirite?

YouTube video thumbnailry single statement of this is true. We are not the greatest country in the world and that's just a fact.

When your teacher is passing out a quiz, you always get annoyed at the kid who says "thank you" to them, yeah, thanks for giving me a test that will surely bring down my grade, amirite?

It's always good to be polite to the person who, I don't know, GRADES THE TEST.

People who say suicide is selfish because they're harming their family and friends are missing the point. When you are so depressed you feel no will to live, obviously you feel like nobody loves you and nobody will miss you when you're gone. If you feel worthless enough to die, you obviously won't expect other people to care either, amirite?
@HopeImrite So you're just confirming that it is selfish? Cause you said they're missing the point, then provided an example...

That definitely changes things, but I still fail to understand how in the world you could have that stance on depression.

For the record, I'm a junior (11th grade, not 9th..) and I was diagnosed with a chemical imbalance - my birthmother has severe depression, bipolar and borderline disorder and my birthfather had severe depression. To make everything all the better, I was adopted into a family in which my mother is constantly dealing with bipolar disorder and taking her manic episodes (as well as depressive ones) out on me and my father is an extremely perverted alcoholic.

I'm genuinely sorry to hear your story, and I do apologize for the hostility I had earlier.

Not all depression has a clear root. The chemical imbalance in my brain leaves me with no choice. Growing up and putting big girl panties on won't do shit, I'll still want to kill myself. Just because I'm a teenager doesn't mean my mental illnesses can't be valid.

No matter what your belief, it's very disrespectful to laugh at a religion and call the people stupid and naive for believing in 'fairy tales'. Joking occasionally is fine because it's harmless, but trying to prove you're better and smarter than somebody because they believe in something you don't is rediculous. amirite?

I disagree. I think it's bluediculous.

Nobody loves America quite like Americans, amirite?
If you insert a tampon you're no longer a virgin, amirite?

If by tampon you mean my penis then you are correct.

It's possible for a girl to have a dress that shows off her curves, but still reminds people that she can read, amirite?

"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"

It would be so awesome if everything were linked. Like instead of having a Facebook, Amirite, Bungie.net, Steam accounts, you had an Internet account. Everyone would know who you are on all sites, so your followers/fanbase can find you. You can have a pre-made character, fully and totally customisable (down to each hair if you so wished) so be an avatar in any MMO you play with that type of graphics (Maplestory is kind of the odd one out, graphics-wise) amirite?

if you'd linked my Facebook to my tumblr I would die

The universe does not go on forever, the darkness at night proves that the universe has a limit. The total light from all stars within a distance is proportional to the distance, therefore if the universe went on forever the night sky would be bright. amirite?

NO EDGE!

At the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, instead of "The End", they should've put "Mischief Managed", amirite?
At the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2, instead of "The End", they should've put "Mischief Managed", amirite?
@Favvkes Mischief managed IS closure....

Mischief managed isn't closure... LOL J.K. ROWLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING

Girls: sex would be so much better if your clit was in your vagina, but childbirth would be extremely traumatic, amirite?
Not being assaulted is not a privilege to be earned through the judicious application of personal safety strategies. A woman should be able to walk down the street at 4 in the morning in nothing but her socks, blind drunk, without being assaulted, and I, for one, am not going to do anything to imply that she is in any way responsible for her own assault if she fails to Adequately Protect Herself. Men aren’t helpless dick-driven maniacs who can’t help raping a vulnerable woman, amirite?
@John_MacTavish Maybe its a geographic thing or the people I'm around are different from your people but generally if a friend of...

this is completely irrelevant to this discussion, but I'm lolling at the thought of a naked man getting his wallet stolen... where is he keeping this?