midnightcookies

You know somebody's a 90s kid if he/she was born between 1987 and 1993, amirite?
Everyone has there own addiction of some sort. Whether it be soda, candy, drugs, cigarettes, or something else. There's always something we just cant live without, amirite?
If a single living cell was found on a distant planet, scientists would exclaim that we have found life elsewhere in the universe. So why is a single living cell found in the womb of a pregnant woman not considered life, amirite?

They also don't own buses or wear hats.

Harry Potter is a good book not just for the story line but because of all the detail and work in it. Like how in the first book Harry felt somehow attached to the diary, and 6 books later finding out it was because both Harry and the diary were horcruxes, or "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi" meaning "I show not your face but your hearts desire", and nocturnal and diagonally being turned into Knockturn Alley and Diagon Alley, amirite?
@I hate posts like these. So she did some smart things in a set of books. It doesn't make her the greatest author...

That seems incredibly unlikely.

Tell me, what exactly in the 4th book lead you to believe that Harry was going to be attacked by the ministry for telling people that Voldemort is alive, or that Snape would kill Dumbledore and then be revealed to have done so at his own request, or that Voldemort had sealed pieces of his soul in random objects of which Harry turned out to be one, or that Dumbledore's wand would be stolen by Voldemort but would betray him in the end because it belonged to Harry? Please educate us. You seem to have a very extraordinary gift.

Friendzoning is bullshit because girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out, amirite?

This is what I think friendzoning is: http://xkcd.com/513/

Sleepovers are awesome and you'll continue to have them into adulthood, amirite?

Dear god do I hate sleepovers. I can't be the only person in the world who actually likes sleeping and would much rather do that than listen to a bunch of teenage girls who are pretending to be tipsy on scotch stolen from the liquor cabinet interrogate each other about who they like, oh come on you have to like someone, omgod shut up you like him, i know right he is so cute, hey you know what would be a great idea, going on facebook at four o'clock in the morning and giggling at every single damn one of the pictures of him flashing pretend gang signs at house parties!!!
Yeah, I'll take complete silence over that any night.

Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
it would be awkward to date that kid that EVERYONE calls by his/her last name, like what would you call them? amirite?
Girls: When your boobs look nicer than usual, you feel more confident, amirite?
@fuustoleit I never think about my boobs... they always look the same.

Maybe I should check them for you, just in case they've changed without your notice

In apples to apples, when possessing the helen keller card, it's just like catching the golden snitch. You automatically win, amirite?

The green card was "Senseless." I had Helen Keller. Needless to say I owned that round.

It's not at all sad that I love you guys more than my real friends. Amirite?
@DoctorWhat Whenever I feel upset (which always happens around holidays) I pull up amirite? and I feel a lot better:)

Whenever I feel upset, I try to think about how other people have it worse than me. Then I start to feel worse about myself because I realize I'm a whiny bitch, but in the end I always get my anger out by taking a dump and listening to some screamo.

If you're ever intimidated by someone, don't imagine them in their underwear, imagine them running with a back-pack on, amirite?
@ what if I adjust the straps so it's not flopping everywhere?

We don't care what you do with your lesbian partner.

If you were sent back in time a day before the twin towers fell, you would have no idea what to do to stop it, amirite?

-Shoot everyone in the airport to cancel all flights.
-Steal plane fuel.
-Add banner to the towers that says "NOT world trade center".
-Wipe peanut butter on the plane, so the pilots woul be like "Shit. I can't fly because there's peanut butter on my plane!"
-All of the above