I'm so 90s I shit Furbies.
Oxygen, food, or water. I know it.
They also don't own buses or wear hats.
That seems incredibly unlikely.
Tell me, what exactly in the 4th book lead you to believe that Harry was going to be attacked by the ministry for telling people that Voldemort is alive, or that Snape would kill Dumbledore and then be revealed to have done so at his own request, or that Voldemort had sealed pieces of his soul in random objects of which Harry turned out to be one, or that Dumbledore's wand would be stolen by Voldemort but would betray him in the end because it belonged to Harry? Please educate us. You seem to have a very extraordinary gift.
This is what I think friendzoning is: http://xkcd.com/513/
Dear god do I hate sleepovers. I can't be the only person in the world who actually likes sleeping and would much rather do that than listen to a bunch of teenage girls who are pretending to be tipsy on scotch stolen from the liquor cabinet interrogate each other about who they like, oh come on you have to like someone, omgod shut up you like him, i know right he is so cute, hey you know what would be a great idea, going on facebook at four o'clock in the morning and giggling at every single damn one of the pictures of him flashing pretend gang signs at house parties!!!
Yeah, I'll take complete silence over that any night.
I'm in a great mood man
It's not okay you motherfucker
Maybe I should check them for you, just in case they've changed without your notice
The green card was "Senseless." I had Helen Keller. Needless to say I owned that round.
Whenever I feel upset, I try to think about how other people have it worse than me. Then I start to feel worse about myself because I realize I'm a whiny bitch, but in the end I always get my anger out by taking a dump and listening to some screamo.
We don't care what you do with your lesbian partner.
-Shoot everyone in the airport to cancel all flights.
-Steal plane fuel.
-Add banner to the towers that says "NOT world trade center".
-Wipe peanut butter on the plane, so the pilots woul be like "Shit. I can't fly because there's peanut butter on my plane!"
-All of the above