I'm insecure until i look in the mirror and remember how fucking sexy i am, so i have to do it multiple times a day
If you want to get intimate with a kid, I think you've got bigger problems than that.
I think the idea of someone playing an instrument is more appealing than the actual sound of the instrument.
Unless they're bagpipes. Bitches love bagpipes.
"Squirtle used water gun!" "That's what she said"
It's just a card game. Just murder their family and get on with your life.
Baby eating a cracker. Get it? GET IT?!
okay i'm done -.-
I don't think anyone wants your asshole hairs, not even cancer patients.
Wow! Only three people in North Dakota are unemployed!
High school foreign language classes teach you such worthless shit. "Roberto is handsome", or "I would like to buy a postcard." Good stuff. How about something I'll use? Such as, "I'd like a shot of top shelf tequila", or "Do you have chlamydia?"
"but I'm adopted"
"WHO TOLD YOU!?"
Or you can just play along.
Yes son, btw your mom and I are getting a divorce.
I'm making this comment for the sole purpose for getting a love from Crobat.
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It is the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!
Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!