midnightcookies

See that pregnant teen over there? She was raped. See that guy doing his homework from last night? He convinced his friend out of suicide. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that guy who is sobbing? His mother is dying. See that show-off guy? He's standing up to bullies. See that fat woman? She has a health problem. Don't judge people if you don't know their life. ... amirite?

See that beautiful woman over there? She marries old men and then kills them for the insurance money. See that kind man helping a small child? He's a child molester. See that adorable little boy? He punched his mother in the stomach yesterday causing her to miscarry. See that lovely and polite gentleman? He runs a white power organisation in his spare time.

FUCKING JUDGE EVERYONE

Thanks a lot.

Insensitive douche.

Anonymous +48Reply
Girls: it sucks when you dress up all cute for the guy you like and then he's not in class, amirite?
@Agh! Yeah, that happened to me on Friday D:

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

Its really annoying when a person breaking/splitting up with you uses corny cliches such as "Its not you, its me" and "i'm just really confused right now, i just need time.", amirite?

Which is why if I ever break up with someone, I'll say "it's not me, it's you."
then they'll be like, "no, it's not your fault-HEY WHAT THE HELL?!"

You'd think Harry Potter would have at least some psychological problems after 11 years of neglect. amirite?

That's the point of the series. Poor boy, he thinks he's a wizard. no smilie

Why do so many girls think it's so cute to put a <3 after everything they write. Thunderstorms <3, amirite?

puppy mills<3

Why do so many girls think it's so cute to put a <3 after everything they write. Thunderstorms <3, amirite?

Genocide <3

It would be really awkward if the girl from Tangled's birthday was Chinese New Year, amirite?

Well, this year IS the year of the hare...

Females teachers who have sex with students should be punished just as harshly as male teachers who have sex with students, amirite?

"Kyle: It's the kindergarten teacher, Ms. Stephenson.
Police Sergeant: The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah.
Policeman #1: Some young boy is having sex with Ms. Stephenson?
Kyle: Yes.
Policeman #1: Niiice.
Police Sergeant: Niiice.
Kyle: What? No, you don't understand...
Policeman #1: You sure they've had sex?
Kyle: Yeah!
Policeman #2: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Kyle: I think so.
Policeman #2: Niiiice.
Policeman #1: Niiiice!
Policeman #2: Niiiiiicccce.
Police Sergeant: So, wait. What's the crime?
Policeman #1: The crime is she isn't doing it with me.
Kyle: Hey! He's totally underage. She's taking advantage of him!
Police Sergeant: You're right. We're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down and give him his "Luckiest Boy in America" medal right away. "
-South Park

Nerdfighters: You want John Green to narrate your life. amirite?

This made my day seeing a Nerdfighter post on the homepage.

Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
@Response**

What is this fuckery?

Anonymous +29Reply
No one will ever love you as much as your stalker does, amirite?

That's what i keep telling them... but they just don't believe me.

It's weird that detergent commercials show you how to take blood stains and mud out of your clothes. Let's be honest, if you have blood stains all over your clothes, you probably have bigger issues at hand, amirite?
@mylifeisfly have you heard of periods?

If you're getting blood ALL OVER your clothes from a period, you must have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.

Butterflies are just gay moths, amirite?

Moths are just retarded butterflies. "OOOOOH LOOK A LIGHT!!!! I'm gonna ram myself into it forcefully until I disintegrate!"