+1,783Why don't they just cut out the middleman and make a mirror that takes pictures, amirite?
+633Math textbooks should make the problems more applicable to real life. "Bonquiqui is robbing a bank. The ladder is 14 feet tall and the window he needs to escape from is 10 feet from the ground. How far from the window should Bonquiqui put the ladder?", amirite?
+969What's so attractive about taking pictures in a bathroom? It's basically like stating "this is the room where the members of my family typically take shits. Aren't I so sexy in it?" amirite?
+433It's really annoying getting glaucoma tests at the eye doctor (where that machine blows air into your eyes) and they keep telling you to keep your eyes open. It's like, listen, bitch, you're blowing air into my eyes. I'm doing all I can right now not to punch you in the face, amirite?
+387Around strangers, you can laugh. Around friends, you can cry. But around best friends, you can fart, amirite?
+246First day of band camp: Fuck sunscreen, that's for pussies. Last day of band camp: OH SWEET SUNSCREEN, LOTION OF THE GODS! amirite?
+208In marching band, there's stereotypes about all the instruments. Flutes are ditzy, clarinets are annoying, saxophones are lazy, the low brass section is really pervy, the trumpets/mellos are obnoxious, and the pit is really weird, amirite?
+640You wish you had two lives: one to live correctly and right, make life-long friends, have a career, and enjoy your family and one to basically just do crazy shit you can't do in real life in lieu of the consequences, amirite?
+401Sometimes you wonder if teachers actually look at your work before grading it, or just say "oh, screw it. He doesn't talk. A." amirite?
+291It's interesting to think that, as intelligent as humans are, we're the only species on earth that's main predator is ourselves, amirite?
+249Dance goggles- when you're single and at a dance/prom during a slow song and suddenly every guy is more attractive. amirite?
+342Band geeks have to remember their STDs: Style, Tempo, and Dynamics, amirite?
+618Nothing spells trying too hard to look casual like Hollister sweatpants tucked into Uggs, amirite?
+261It seems like when a crazy person is murdering or torturing someone on TV or in movies, they are always listening to screamo or punk music. Just once you'd like to see someone's arm get cut off while Michael Bublé plays in the background, amirite?