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Mosquitoes are probably the only animal that most people agree its OK to kill in any way necessary, amirite?
You can kill millions of people by blowing up a sperm bank. amirite?
Redbull and monster energy drinks are not breakfast ! amirite?

Wrong. Anything that breaks your nightly fast is literally breakfast.. by definition.

Mr beast is successful enough to make a living off of giving money away. amirite?
if nukes do go off, there's most likely going to be a small timeframe where we get to see videos of them online, amirite?
@Thenaturelover If you're talking about EMP it's not likely that it'll happen if a nuke strikes on the surface of the planet as far...

No server locations and setups live largely in places that will get blasted..
Likewise most of the infrastructure to maintain the internet will likely be massively damaged.

Men might one day evolve to have anal cavities that self lubricate. amirite?

Bidets will be power washers

penknives have become much less common, despite so many people still using pencils. amirite?

Who needs a penknife when you can kill someone with a f** pencil 🙂

AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ and EJ are great nicknames, but FJ, GJ, HJ and IJ sound terrible. amirite?
@PizzaQueef JJ sounds filmy

Sounds like a jet plane to me.

It'd be dope if nipples clicked in and out like pens. amirite?
Salt is a rock. We season our food with sand. amirite?

Salt is a crystal, or a mineral. Salt is not a rock.

In most cases all super heroes need super healing as a basic super power, amirite?

Wolverine and Deadpool are more overpowered than basic.

Middle aged women are attracted to the pool boy because he cleans something. amirite?
Middle aged women are attracted to the pool boy because he cleans something. amirite?
People who spend $10 on lattes every day are the ones telling poor people to cut daily lattes out of their budget to save money. amirite?

If you're advice is 'no more daily $10 lattes' you are assuming a level of privilege way above my reality.

People who spend $10 on lattes every day are the ones telling poor people to cut daily lattes out of their budget to save money. amirite?
@jodzdzownica I spend 10$ a day on lunch and I can't afford it. I just make bad decisions :(

Feeding yourself lunch shouldn't be considered a bad decision. Prices man.