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For all we have to do to keep our teeth from rotting out of our mouths, it's intriguing that some acient skulls still have their teeth intact. amirite?

So it's definitely food related. From what I understand they have rarely found skeletons with teeth that had cavities, but instead were ground down from chewing. So even with our life expectancy greatly increased, it would seem that if our diets were the same we would grind our teeth down eventually and not have them rot or eaten away.

Snowmen are male because moms back then gave kids dad's clothes to dress them. amirite?

Did you just assume a snowperson's gender?

Kids in the future won't be able to experience all the hilarious random glitches that uses to occur in early video games, amirite?

Yes they will. GTA 5 is literally almost 10 years old and its still filled with hilarious bugs. Even recent releases always have bugs in them.

You can kill millions of people by blowing up a sperm bank. amirite?
If you die while timetraveling to the past, you could die before you're born, amirite?

You also still die after you're born too XD

Monopoly has a monopoly on monopoly games, amirite?

Uno is the numero uno Uno game.

Kevin Mcallister committed far more felonies than the Wet Bandits ever did. amirite?
For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?

Not avoid. Delay.

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
@Rusafu Sucks to be a man of extremes. I'm either done in a few minutes or can't finish at all. In either case, it's...

Obviously don't switch meds purely over sex, but Wellbutrin is supposed to have fewer side effects. I tried it and preferred other medications for my needs, but it's an option at least.

Popcorn is the only type of food we purposefully explode to consume, amirite?

Buy AMC stock.

People who spend $10 on lattes every day are the ones telling poor people to cut daily lattes out of their budget to save money. amirite?

If you're advice is 'no more daily $10 lattes' you are assuming a level of privilege way above my reality.

Grandparents want grandchildren for the same reason children want pets: all of the fun and none of the responsibility. amirite?
Middle aged women are attracted to the pool boy because he cleans something. amirite?
Smoking an aspirin would probably help you quicker during a heart attack than swallowing it normally. amirite?

You can smoke a placebo

Sunlight is the one natural resource humans have not contaminated. amirite?

Dyson sphere designing intensifies