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Homelessness is a sign that society is failing. The higher the homeless rate, the weaker we become. amirite?

Agree, we are being weakened and coddled by the government and becoming less self reliant as a result. This hurts an individual's ability to motivate themselves out of bad situations before they become worse.

A heater can also be known as an air fryer. amirite?
Corn is a bean. amirite?
@Mytokhondria I am afraid that's not how it works.

How does it work then? I am an expert in corn, I've got pictures of them on my curtain.

Men might one day evolve to have anal cavities that self lubricate. amirite?

Bidets will be power washers

It's socially acceptable for Singers to perform with their eyes closed but not Stand-up comedians, amirite?

Something something, You're wrong, something something, Mitch Hedberg.

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?

What if you move forward to the back of the train

In most cases all super heroes need super healing as a basic super power, amirite?

Wolverine and Deadpool are more overpowered than basic.

Everyone has a special talent some of us just haven't figured out what it is yet. amirite?

Hitler though his was art. But then he found out that it was genocide.

Sunlight is the one natural resource humans have not contaminated. amirite?
@Nickyikky Lets fix that, start building a Dyson sphere

To collect energy for crypto mining! Sign of truly advanced civilisation :D

Birth is the leading cause of death. amirite?

Have you tried breathing? Breathing is the #1 way to avoid all non breathing related deaths.

You can't tilt a sphere, amirite?
@Hatchadi Not a perfect sphere

So? If it was a perfect sphere that wouldn't make the axial tilt go away

There are an infinite amount of numbers between 2 and 3 but none of them are 4, amirite?

Here's a bonus version: there are more numbers between 2 and 3 than there are whole numbers

A true skeptic would also doubt science. amirite?

That's true but with science the skepticism is baked in. Everyday scientists are trying to prove other scientists wrong.

if the bag is matte the chips are healthy, amirite?
Maybe your dog keeps bringing the ball back because he thinks you just like throwing it. amirite?
@Trashy21 Bruh, inpatient?! 🤦

Yeah, like the dog is hospitalized it wants the ball so bad.