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Maybe your dog keeps bringing the ball back because he thinks you just like throwing it. amirite?

My dog must hate me. If i give him a toy he walks away or pushes it away from his bed and gives me a dirty look.

An aggressive betta fish is an alpha beta and a passive betta is a beta betta, amirite?

If two betta fish get into a fight, the winning betta is also the last betta which makes it the alpha betta omega.

Maybe your dog keeps bringing the ball back because he thinks you just like throwing it. amirite?
@Trashy21 Bruh, inpatient?! šŸ¤¦

Yeah, like the dog is hospitalized it wants the ball so bad.

Think of your least favorite song, somebody thinks that's a decent song. amirite?

If someone thinks yoko ono has a decent song I'll go hee!

There Is no way to get to sesame street. amirite?

That's why the keep asking in the song

The base unit of procrastination is 5 minutes, amirite?

how did you figure this out>?

There better be WiFi in Heaven, amirite?

What for? Doesn't the dogma explain heaven to be some sort of paradise where all you do is worship and sing praise so some god? Doubt god would want their slaves, I mean their followers wasting time on the internet.

When you put milk in your coffee, you're nerfing the coffee. But if you put coffee in the milk, you're buffing the milk, despite it being the same drink. amirite?

Nerfing?ā€¦ That's a word?

And it doesn't have to do with foam rifles?

The fact a fever gives you chills is a physical oxymoron, amirite?
The fact a fever gives you chills is a physical oxymoron, amirite?
Freelancers aren't usually free, or have lances, or have free lances. amirite?

freelancer is my bands name šŸ’€

For all we have to do to keep our teeth from rotting out of our mouths, it's intriguing that some acient skulls still have their teeth intact. amirite?
For all we have to do to keep our teeth from rotting out of our mouths, it's intriguing that some acient skulls still have their teeth intact. amirite?

So it's definitely food related. From what I understand they have rarely found skeletons with teeth that had cavities, but instead were ground down from chewing. So even with our life expectancy greatly increased, it would seem that if our diets were the same we would grind our teeth down eventually and not have them rot or eaten away.

Someone always tries to reinvent the wallet and never succeeds. amirite?

Mmm I use my cellphone case as a wallet and it works better than any other wallet I've ever had.

Even if we find intelligent life on another planet, they will be so far away that any signal we send would take millions of years to arrive there. amirite?