Corn is a bean. amirite?
@Ohowjuicy By that logic, a tomato is a bean.

It's missing the husk/shell, so it's just a regular fruit.

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?
@KilljoyX how would this happen? lets say you are in a train that is going at the speed of light in space and you run forward...

Nothing can accelerate faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. The train in a vacuum is an inertial reference frame which is the same as all other reference frames. As such, walking in the train feels the same as any other train on earth. You are faster than the train relative to the train and only the train. However, you cannot be faster than the speed of light, so what occurs is time dilates and the length of the train contracts to outside observers to account for the difference of speed inside the train. Very simplified and probably inaccurate at some parts, but this is the gist of it

You pay to not have fun in strip clubs, amirite?

You haven't been to the right strip clubs.

In movies, the bad guys have a super secured penthouse with 'state of the art' security measures which are then proven to be useless because of a huge glass window. amirite?
You can have all the money in the world, but there's one thing you will never have… a dinosaur. amirite?

I've convinced my six year old granddaughter that I had a dinosaur living in my back yard when I grew up. She periodically asks me questions about what it would do in different situations

sewing is weird. it's just stabbing cloth with smaller cloth until it's clothes. amirite?

That's how people are made if you think about it

Homosexuality is most likely humanity's natural form of population control. amirite?

Or sexuality is fluid and not binary

Just like blonde hair is fluid and comes in many different shades.

For a lot of young people, most valuable thing they'll leave behind when they die will be their Steam account, amirite?
@dankXD Not their PCs?

Nah. I spent like 2k to build my rig and I've definitely spent way more than that on steam over the last 10 years.

If veterinarian's were in charge of human nutrition, we might be all eating a bag of dry human food, amirite?

Better than school food

It's never been about what Superman can do, it's what he doesn't do, that makes him a hero. amirite?

Not doing something is technically a form of doing.

Calling your child "son" is completely normal, but calling your child "daughter" is pretty unusual. amirite?
Most candies have a different flavour for each colour, M&Ms don't. amirite?

Yeah? Why does this belong here?

Someone somewhere remembers you because you were really weird to them, amirite?

If that's the only mark I leave on this world, I'm ok with that

A rooster's indiscriminate screaming sounds nothing like cock-a-doodle-do in real life. amirite?

Year but thats better than "Err err err errr!!!!"

Privilege is not an abundance of opportunities, it's a lack of obstacles. amirite?

Privilege works by the same means and mechanisms as the reasoning behind a casino offering roulette.

If you bet on black and roulette, the casino is not betting on red, it's betting on not black. If there were only black and red on the board there would be no difference, but there's those green zeros. So the expected payoff on a bad on black or red would be 18 out of 37 instead of 18 out of 36. (And really awful casinos where there's more than one zero it could be as much as 18 out of 39).

White privileges like having a special card that, when you go to the casinos, you can bet on not red or not black instead of betting on red or black.

Anybody who's been in the military knows that rank has its privileges. Those privileges are not absolute or instant. You get to go to the officers club and socialize with your senior officers, which gives you just the slightest advantage in your future promotions compared to someone who's serving in the ranks .

Privilege is like sandpaper, sanding off the rough edges and making pegs fit their holes just that much nicer.