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When you put milk in your coffee, you're nerfing the coffee. But if you put coffee in the milk, you're buffing the milk, despite it being the same drink. amirite?

Nerfing?… That's a word?

And it doesn't have to do with foam rifles?

Middle aged women are attracted to the pool boy because he cleans something. amirite?
Corn is a bean. amirite?
@Ohowjuicy By that logic, a tomato is a bean.

It's missing the husk/shell, so it's just a regular fruit.

That 70s show, 3rd Rock from the sun and Big Bang Theory are all the same show, amirite?

Can you please explain?

Smoking an aspirin would probably help you quicker during a heart attack than swallowing it normally. amirite?
every underpants is a diaper to a certain extent, amirite?

But reusable

Smoking an aspirin would probably help you quicker during a heart attack than swallowing it normally. amirite?

You can smoke a placebo

Sunlight is the one natural resource humans have not contaminated. amirite?

Dyson sphere designing intensifies

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?
@KilljoyX how would this happen? lets say you are in a train that is going at the speed of light in space and you run forward...

Nothing can accelerate faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. The train in a vacuum is an inertial reference frame which is the same as all other reference frames. As such, walking in the train feels the same as any other train on earth. You are faster than the train relative to the train and only the train. However, you cannot be faster than the speed of light, so what occurs is time dilates and the length of the train contracts to outside observers to account for the difference of speed inside the train. Very simplified and probably inaccurate at some parts, but this is the gist of it

AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ and EJ are great nicknames, but FJ, GJ, HJ and IJ sound terrible. amirite?
@PizzaQueef JJ sounds filmy

Sounds like a jet plane to me.

As a someone who is not an english native speaker, it's really wild that english spelling is so badly irregular you can make a competition out of it. amirite?
@Nickyikky Eh I consider good spelling a nearly useless talent.

It's useful in writing a good curriculum since it makes you seem more professional. That's about it though

Superhero movies teach us that it's okay to kill people, as long as we deem them ‘bad' first. amirite?

Nope. Try again.

You pay to not have fun in strip clubs, amirite?

You haven't been to the right strip clubs.

In movies, the bad guys have a super secured penthouse with 'state of the art' security measures which are then proven to be useless because of a huge glass window. amirite?
A duck can walk, swim, fly and float but does none of those things particularly well. amirite?