It's women's choice to get pregnant/cancel the baby.
No, she means when guys wake up with a plank of plywood tearing through their pants, doesn't that happen to you?
I like mine as a salad. just rinse it off and put it in the salad spinner and voila! Whirled peace.
All jokes aside, I hate this post and the OP is probably your average 14 year old preppy girl. Sad, she isn't going to achieve anything in life with her crappy, cliche, unrealistic attitude.
While you were doing that with my girlfriend, I was using Extreme Conditioning on your sister. Her Sleight of Hand had me Sonic Boom all over her face with Steady Aim. But I had no Stopping Power. I had to Double Tap that ass. We were on her Last Stand and all of a sudden our Dead Silence ran out and your mother walked in. She was Eavesdropping the whole time, and now she wanted in.
Bush-bashing was fun while he was president because people knew why the fuck he was so stupid. Kids now just hear everyone else bad-mouthing him and are like "LOLZ bush so stupid y they even let him in offis?"
I am 12 and what is this?