I always liked Dwight Schrute's approach. Something like he doesn't tip people who do a job he can do. So he won't tip his waitress but he'd tip his cardiologist.
That's fun too
My bedroom door has never been closed.
They would rather spend their money on legalized bribery in DC to make sure they can still make money with shoddy service.
Who doesn't find a nice glizzy attractive? I know I do
If my life depended on my spouse's aim to shoot my attacker as well as he aims and shoots his pee, I'm a dead woman.
Isn't that obvious?
Yep, that's a meme that's circulating recently.
A friend turned me on to The Hu, Mongolian metal played on traditional instruments. The Mongolian language is perfect for metal. Can't understand a word, but there is a very visceral feeling to it.
Many people equally on the same level
my dad would rather move than deal with a cockroach
There are more unfinished monopoly games than any other and thats a fact
You may have a point. Darwin has not been able to do his job.
As opposed to all the other times you stand up