It's normal to tip a waiter who brings you your food but not a nurse for putting an IV in your arm, amirite?

I always liked Dwight Schrute's approach. Something like he doesn't tip people who do a job he can do. So he won't tip his waitress but he'd tip his cardiologist.

Masturbation is a skill that comes in handy. amirite?
It is beyond irritating when someone leaves your bedroom door wide open after they exit the room, amirite?

My bedroom door has never been closed.

If a company's phone support constantly says all agents are busy with other customers, the product is probably not very good. amirite?

They would rather spend their money on legalized bribery in DC to make sure they can still make money with shoddy service.

Hot dogs are actually cold for basically their entire life, amirite?
Males tend to have better hand-eye coordination than females not just from genetics but because they practice with aim, coordination, velocity etc. multiple times a day from a young age...peeing. amirite?

If my life depended on my spouse's aim to shoot my attacker as well as he aims and shoots his pee, I'm a dead woman.

You put ‘an' instead of ‘a' before ‘hour' because the h is silent, amirite?

Isn't that obvious?

It seems like whenever you clip your fingernails you are quickly confronted with a task that would have been way easier to accomplish if you had longer nails, amirite?

Yep, that's a meme that's circulating recently.

When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics, amirite?

A friend turned me on to The Hu, Mongolian metal played on traditional instruments. The Mongolian language is perfect for metal. Can't understand a word, but there is a very visceral feeling to it.

There is someone in the world that is smarter, better looking, and generally just better than you in every way. amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound Just one person?

Many people equally on the same level

Males tend to have better hand-eye coordination than females not just from genetics but because they practice with aim, coordination, velocity etc. multiple times a day from a young age...peeing. amirite?
There are more games of chess left unfinished, than completed. amirite?

There are more unfinished monopoly games than any other and thats a fact

Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?

You may have a point. Darwin has not been able to do his job.

When you use a standing desk, it's one of the few times where you literally stand up for what you believe in. amirite?

As opposed to all the other times you stand up

At the end of the day, everyone is a hero in their own head. amirite?