Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?

You may have a point. Darwin has not been able to do his job.

A pro tip for airlines, amirite?

What's going to power the electric motors? Batteries? Are they going to be tapped off something else in the plane? Also weight is a huge factor in airplanes, so that may effect the jet's overall carrying capacity if it has extra weight added to it

Stretching your legs and pointing your toes when you lay down to sleep is a better feeling than morning wood. amirite?
Hot dogs are actually cold for basically their entire life, amirite?
The NBA isn't too complicated. It's just basketball with extra steps, amirite?

So basketball is just basketball with no extra steps besides the neurons you needed to make this

20 years ago people would print out web pages and hand you the papers. amirite?
@contextrip Map quest

And even before that I remember buying a physical atlas and writing my own directions.

Jeans with holes in them cost way more even though you're getting way less jean. amirite?

Less for more

It's normal to tip a waiter who brings you your food but not a nurse for putting an IV in your arm, amirite?

I always liked Dwight Schrute's approach. Something like he doesn't tip people who do a job he can do. So he won't tip his waitress but he'd tip his cardiologist.

double jumping completely defies the law of physics, but seems perfectly plausible in video games, amirite?

So does multiple lives.

Animals just walk around butt ass naked, and nobody ever questions it. amirite?

Not fishes.

When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics, amirite?
Trees are Earth Nostrils. amirite?

Well. You tried atleast.

When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics, amirite?

A friend turned me on to The Hu, Mongolian metal played on traditional instruments. The Mongolian language is perfect for metal. Can't understand a word, but there is a very visceral feeling to it.

There are 5 times less binary numbers than base ten numbers, amirite?
Humans can be divided by those who wet their toothbrush before brushing, and those who don't, amirite?

WAIT EVERYONE DOESNT WET THEIR BRUSH?!? How do they get the scrubby bubbles then?!?! The paste will stick to their teeth so bad :((((