Your tongue really doesn't have a natural way to sit in your mouth. amirite?
We were all once our father's sperm, racing against millions of others for our own survival, and against all odds… finished in first place. amirite?

The smartass are all ejaculated by masturbation

There is a rock somewhere that can claim the title of "most people tripped", and it has been tripping people for thousands of years, amirite?

Mmm in a dnd world, it would be a cursed magic item. A chunk of the champion chipping rock guarantees a holder of Saud rock trips at least once a day

If a man does balls transplant, and then he has a child, it won't be his child. amirite?
If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?

Then something is out of proportion on me. My penis isn't 5 times the size of my finger.

If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?
@Kionix Ooh...self burn. Those are rare

You should see the self burn after I tried to banish those Skeeters with a big ol' bug zapper.

Had a dong like a lightsaber for a second and a half. Well... Maybe a lightdagger? Then nothing but squito corpses and the smell of burnt hair hanging in the air. Kaboom...

The only result of an arm-wrestle with yourself is a tie, amirite?

Imperials should have gone with a Win-Fighter instead of a Tie-Fighter. Just sayin'...

Penis is a form of privilege. amirite?
@KilljoyX Yasss

Man-tiddie gang rise up!

Penis is a form of privilege. amirite?

Is dying younger and having to get up to see what made that noise in the middle of a night a privilege?

If meddling kids and a stoner dog are what foiled your criminal scheme, you probably weren't going to get away with it in the end anyways. amirite?

Youre wrong, they clearly all stated that they would, in fact, have gotten away with it.

If your pickup truck isn't dirty you don't need a pickup truck. amirite?

What if you're a carwash repairman/tester?

You can make love to a woman's feet without penetrating her, amirite?

You can make love to a woman without penetrating her feet

Your nose has been photobombing you your entire life. amirite?

Good? I honestly rather it keep doing that.

Cheese is the opposite of a dick because it gets softer when you suck it, amirite?

Who sucks cheese?

If you go back 40 generations it equates to you having approximately 1 trillion ancestors. Scientists estimate the totality of humans to have existed is around 117 billion. Sooooo... we're all family, amirite?

Industrial scale incest... Where do I sign up?