There's no such thing as a stupid question.. Ops hold on, amirite?

I would because I care less about my kids birth gender and more about their happiness with their identity.

Barn Owls were probably thrilled when we finally invented barns. amirite?
The only logical way of donkey and the dragon having babies is if donkey went inside the dragon and masturbated. amirite?

but she was pregnamt by the time donkey met her wasnt she

Bran flakes exist to normalize eating a bowl of raisins and milk, amirite?

God damnit, I ate Raisin Bran for breakfast today. You're hurting my brain

A 15 minute timeout as a kid feels like an eternity. A 15 minute break at work feels like nothing. amirite?

Things change when you are older. Example: Now I'm totally into spankings and naptime.

You can be a liar and not break any of the seven deadly sins, amirite?
Your nose has been photobombing you your entire life. amirite?

Good? I honestly rather it keep doing that.

It's amazing how often usernames check out. amirite?
It's more acceptable to be fat when it's cold out. amirite?
@monsterallergies Can confirm.

Is that what you appreciates about me?

The same food is worth more calories hot than cold, amirite?

wouldn't be the pretty much the same? suggesting that you heat it and it streams which is only water molecules.

Buy 1 get 1 free is the same as 2 for the price of one. amirite?
@Mcgee0 Or not. J You just pay for two. And the cashiers might ask you if you need a 4th one, since it's free.

Sure that is what they SHOULD do. But usually the young ones are too wet behind the ears to realize that or don't care enough. The more experienced ones don't want you to hold up their line by going back into the aisle to get another item to make it even.

When you walk in a cemetery, chances are you're walking on people who touched themselves. amirite?
@bibbitybobbitybacon You say that like the caretakers are there 24/7. And it's like mad disrespectful to boot.

And you saying this to me as if there's something I should do about it? Hey OP don't do that anymore!

There , we cool?

It is beyond irritating when someone leaves your bedroom door wide open after they exit the room, amirite?

No, i don't think so. Im rarely in there for other reasons than to change clothes or sleep.

When cars with headlights were first invented, people indoors at night were probably terrified to see moving projections of their windows on their walls. amirite?

The first cars had the exact same headlights that were on carriages that had been going by with them for longer than the lives of anyone alive at the time.

The most valuable thing parents can give their children is inexpensive taste. amirite?