If you go back 40 generations it equates to you having approximately 1 trillion ancestors. Scientists estimate the totality of humans to have existed is around 117 billion. Sooooo... we're all family, amirite?

Industrial scale incest... Where do I sign up?

Deadpool probably isn't circumcised because of his regeneration ability, amirite?

Must be nice :-/

Given that other animals are able to count, humans probably weren't the first species in our evolution to be counting. There was probably some lizard or rat or something down the line that started counting one day. amirite?

Pretty sure it has been shown that ants count their steps.

One of the most validating feelings in the world is being liked by a friend's pet who "doesn't like ANYONE!", amirite?

Every dog has its pets

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

Definitely, but context is everything.

Eventually Impractical Jokers will have to be renamed Impractical Joker, amirite?

Or just impractical.

Tell a lie once and all of your truths become questionable, amirite?

Unless you're a politician

All foods produce poops in brown colour

Wet dreams are not pleasurable. They usually hurt, and are quite messy. amirite?

Bro wet dreams dont hurt wtf🤣

There are three kinds of kiwi, and they're all edible if you're not a coward about it. amirite?

They can all fly, too, if there's a nearby cliff.

Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?
When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics, amirite?
There'd be a lot of dead birds if flying cars existed, amirite?

Agreed. Especially with the 1957 ones.

The Beatles never had the Beatles as an influence to their music, amirite?

...and they sucked.

People will argue about anything, amirite?