The smartass are all ejaculated by masturbation
Reminds me of one of my favorite memes I'm having turned into a t-shirt: "Dream job? Sorry, I don't dream of labor"
Yeah, I hated Brussel Sprouts as a kid. Nasty little cabbages.
Then as an adult I learned not to boil them and instead roast them with garlic and parmesan. Much better.
Why would I be terrified to see an ambulance coming to me?
Is dying younger and having to get up to see what made that noise in the middle of a night a privilege?
10 in binary. Any number in base 10 can be made in base 2
peeing on the floor is a good thing, it just evaporates anyway and you save water from flushing
Wacky stuff is all inclusive. Disability doesn't matter when getting hit with giant foam paddles.
Imperials should have gone with a Win-Fighter instead of a Tie-Fighter. Just sayin'...
I wanna buy that guy a beer
3 dollar think of tooth paste is all i need
It's called 'squicking' and all the cool kids are doing it, nerd.
That is a good one, but coming from someone who grew up with their parents feeding them trash, I would say good eating habits would have been something I really appreciated.
Or maybe they won't be able to use it?