Every product is "no stir" if you are lazy enough. amirite?

Ex girlfriends suddenly realizing why there was no spooning in the relationship.

No one knows you like your high school friends do. amirite?

Then no one knows me

People with false teeth have different sets of them for different events, amirite?
Usain Bolt is the Fastest man on earth even when 99% of the earth's population didn't even participate in the race. amirite?

Um, he can beat them too.

6 degrees. He raced against people who raced against people who raced against everyone

One of the most validating feelings in the world is being liked by a friend's pet who "doesn't like ANYONE!", amirite?

Every dog has its pets

The sound when you snap your fingers comes from the finger hitting the palm rather than the snap itself, amirite?
@tonywonderslostnut I'm in my mid twenties and still can't snap. I guess I'm missing the sassy gene

My wife can't snap her fingers either. Neither my mom, or my kids. I can knock your ear off with a snap.

If you can't do it with the middle finger or index, try using pinky and and ring together. I once had a classmate that did it that way. She couldn't do it the normal way. It looked weird, but it worked.

Then she died an a terrible car crash. Just wanted to sour the mood a bit. I liked her. She was nice. The driver got 3 years.

The same food is worth more calories hot than cold, amirite?

wouldn't be the pretty much the same? suggesting that you heat it and it streams which is only water molecules.

You don't become a less picky eater growing up, as an adult you could simply choose not to buy it and only eat food that you like. amirite?

Yeah, I hated Brussel Sprouts as a kid. Nasty little cabbages.

Then as an adult I learned not to boil them and instead roast them with garlic and parmesan. Much better.

The Beatles never had the Beatles as an influence to their music, amirite?

...and they sucked.

Bran flakes exist to normalize eating a bowl of raisins and milk, amirite?

God damnit, I ate Raisin Bran for breakfast today. You're hurting my brain

Unavoidable and inevitable are the same word born from different languages, amirite?

unavoidable means impossible to avoid or prevent, whereas (certain to happen) means impossible to avoid.

If mobile phone companies hadn't conspired to get rid of pay phones they might have evolved into pay internet hubs. amirite?

They already have in Australia.

Our technological and medical progression could have been wayyyy advance if people from the past wasn't killed being accused of performing black magic, sorcery, witchcraft, etc. while in reality performing scientific researches. amirite?
Barn Owls were probably thrilled when we finally invented barns. amirite?
Anything can work like a knife if you just swing it hard enough. amirite?

I have a 1.2 inch blade then