First one I thought of was Fireflies by Owl CIty; that song just vanished.
I use a shower cap, so no
Get Low - Lil' Jon
There'd be a lot of female dogs roaming around as well.
I completely understand the joke and yes, you came up with it yourself, but the idea around the joke ("Let's bash Bieber and 1D!") has been done to death by so many people around the internet.
Just like certain memes, you can come up with an original idea but if the meme has been overused it's not going to be funny anymore.
I honestly could not give less of a fuck about either Bieber or 1D, but I dislike jokes like those because I've seen variants of them everywhere. I hate overzealous fans of both of them but I hate their "haters" just as much. You bashing them is just as bad as their fan girls worshiping them in my eyes.
Why can't everyone just come together and be indifferent to the both of them? They're just people for god sake.
The joke is old and overused anyway but whatever.
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Try telling that to my conservative, Christian mother.
God dammit, Cupid's drunk again.
I'm black, therefore I would be a slave back then.
I'm gonna go with no.
You have much pent up rage.
You like to express this rage by making fun of famous males who are more talented and better looking than you.
You are an insecure scumbag.
I am not a fan of either Bieber or 1D but your attitude towards them had to addressed.
But when they are, they're called players.
Came here to link that joke. I actually liked reading the story.
I think I could come up with a better kind
Talk about specific situation