MissAwesomeness

Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?
@tag How high are you?

No, it's "hi, how are you?"

You pronounce amirite like "ah-MEE-ruh-tay" amirite?

I would if I was having a fricken stroke

Must. Fill. Every. Waffle square. With. Syrup, amirite?
@Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Whoa there buddy, I think someone didn't fill every waffle square with syrup this morning

Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?
Guys: You have wondered at least once how it feels to have blood coming out of your body once a month like girls. amirite?
@Egotistical It feels wonderful.

You are the first girl I have ever met who says she likes her period.
And yes, AugustusWaters was being sarcastic.

Bad cooks: you hate when you pour your cereal and it catches on fire, amirite?
On fml, even if there is no way whatsoever that the poster could have ever deserved it there will always be like 300 people who will 'you deserved it', amirite?
They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?
@Splash As brilliant as this idea is, am I the only one who would rather have a burger for dinner than yogurt or salad?

My thoughts exactly; use most of the same foods as hooters (burgers, wings etc.) but add the feminine "vegetarian"stuff, have a huge variety of desserts (including yogurt), add a chocolate fountain and almost every girl would be more than happy to eat there.

Guys: you know what the 'under the belt' method is, amirite?
@nope, explain please

Hiding your boner under your belt, I'm a girl and even I know what it is

You know you're a 90's kid when... you don't shut the hell up about it, amirite?
@Statefarm AND IF YOU KNOW WHAT A FURBY IS, LOL. Those 90s kid things are so stupid anyways. I was born in '97 and I can...

So true, I was born in 1998 and I remember most of those shows and toys as well.

It really depends on where you live, your family (if you have older siblings/cousins etc.) and what kind of shows you like. If you lived in a certain country you may not have seen some of the shows that are in those "90's kid" posts even if you were born in, say, 1989.

Anyway, watching certain shows and playing with certain toys doesn't make you more special than anyone else. So called "90's kids" need to realize that because of the nostalgia associated with their child hood everything seemed so much better than it actually was.

Sorry for the long comment.

Some users have forsaken Amirite and the new admin way too easily. Much of what he/she's done is justified. It's understandable to remove spiteful posts because it creates an environment that is impossible to enjoy. If we keep up this negativity, there is no hope for this website. We need to give the new admin a chance, Amirite?
It's pretty bias that guys with long hair are generally frowned upon by society (At least where i live) yet women can walk around with little to no hair and not be as judged, amirite?

Oh please, I've seen so many women with short hair being called dikes and lesbians while half the guys in my grade go around sporting long, greasy mullets and no one bats an eye.

I don't think either of them are more or less accepted in or society, it really depends on where you live. Though i have to say, both hair styles are becoming more and more popular in this day and age.

Americans: you sometimes wonder if british people talk in an american accent to pretend to be something, like we talk in a british accent to pretend to be fancy, amirite?
@animagus Usually when I put on an American voice I'm usually pretending to be a hick or a dumb bimbo "omg no way" etc

Why are you getting downvoted? No person- British, American or anything- can tell me they haven't spoken in a really fake country/high pitched bimbo voice to drive home a point or to make fun of someone/something.

If users started doing things like shoutouts, "if you YYA all my posts I'll do the same for you!" and "follow me I follow back!", you would be really dissapointed in this site and not like it much anymore, amirite?
@HMDucky I don't so much mind the "Follow back" thing, so long as it's not heavily advertised, but bargaining your stance on...

Picture of a doll with red pain splattered on it

"YYA or this doll will come to your house and kill you at 2 AM"

It would be fun to one day find someone that's younger than you and looks a bit like you and say something like," Listen to me. It is very important that you listen to me. Some time this week someone is going to offer you a banana. You must take the banana. Trust me. I am you from the future. I'm taking a huge rick being here, but the fate of the human race is in your hands. Take the banana. Good luck." and run off, amirite?