Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Even though you know it'd hurt like crap, you think it would be fun to be on Wipeout, amirite?

I like to imagine a Celebrity Wipeout with a bunch of D-listers
just imagine

People say we're writing our lives in pen. If we figure out time travel, we'll be writing our lives with those cool erasable ink pens, amirite?

so we're talking like Prisoner of Azkaban or

When you were a kid you always wanted to have a water bed. amirite?

I've got a queen-sized waterbed in my house.

Playing angry birds without getting frustrated is like eating ribs without making a mess, it's not possible, amirite?

Well, I guess that's why they call it "ANGRY Birds"!

Lucy Hale (aria from pretty little liars) looks like a slightly older version of Selena Gomez. amirite?
@LissaLoveless thought*

So did I at one point. Then I was like, "why would she be on tv as a 16 year old?"

Lucy Hale (aria from pretty little liars) looks like a slightly older version of Selena Gomez. amirite?

Or a younger Mila Kunis.

Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?

This is gold!

You wonder what people taking Engish as their foreign language overseas pick as their English names, amirite?

I know a lot of international students.
There was a Korean girl named Kelly, a Czech who chose Betty and another Korean who goes by Sunny here :)

So... If Barnacle Boy is human, why doesn't he need to wear a suit like Sandy so he doesn't drown? amirite?

Superpowers, fool.

There should be a TV show that starts out as a toddler cartoon, then gets older with us and keeps the same actors as teenagers, amirite?


Your family doesn't eat supper at the same time every day. Some days you eat at 4:30, some days it could be 6:45 before you eat, amirite?
@open_mind_open_soul No, not really..

@1002944 (Dean_Thomas): Now, now, kids. Don't you be gettin' into any little fights.

Or you'll both be gettin a taste of MAMA'S LITTLE LOVE HAND.

At some point you've been so obsessed with a game that you played it in your dreams. amirite?
It's strange that even though we don't know the language, we can sing along some foreign songs, amirite?

Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, Tunak Tunak Tun, DA DA DA!

Pianists can't undo typos, amirite?

I don't get it :/ idiot