If we all flush the toilets at the same time, we can create the "Atomic Flush". amirite?

Would this overload the water systems somehow?

Every cop wants to chase Leonardo DiCaprio, amirite?

Well he's a US Marshal though!

People might have never invented toilet paper if we could tongue wipe like dogs. amirite?

You can, but you need a friend

There's probably a super small but super profitable market for army movie props like tanks and machine guns, amirite?

They just rent (either the real thing or the ability to make a prop version) from the Pentagon/Department of Defense
Also goes through extreme and rigorous checks to not make the military not look bad

Pain is a reminder we are still alive. amirite?

Not if you take opioids

99% of the hands you have shaken have been used for masturbation, amirite?

The feelings mutual

Kids think how awesome it is to have all this tech stuff- toys, video games, cell phones, etc & how great their generation has it. They have no idea how great it was to have the freedom to run down the street or over to the school to play with loads of kids. No set up play dates, just wild fun, amirite?

having to come home when the street lights came on

I can tell you it's at least seven.

When people talk about making a "quantum leap", they may not realize that quantum leap has to be extremely small. amirite?
@Is this based on ant man?

Anything quantum is referring to the atomic realm

We've probably seen & interacted with countless ghosts throughout our lives but don't know it because they weren't the stereotypical, "scary, demon look alike." They appeared & acted like any other human. amirite?
@Dairyqueenemployee That's understandable. I've actually seen ghosts before. When I was younger, I'd always see a man in white behind...

Yeah, I mean it's not as if I don't want them to exist. I actually think it would be awesome if they did, just it's kind of a difficult thing to trust without having experienced it yourself.

It's technically good for your health if you die because diseases can't infect you and if they do it won't affect you, amirite?

"This one little trick will save you a fortune in medical costs, sponsored by bic"

There are at least twice as many Hydrogen atoms in the universe as there are water molecules. amirite?

Hmm the floor is made of floor

Maybe all the natural disasters happening recently is the immune system of the Earth trying to fight back against a disease. amirite?

There's a movie (or 10) about this

When you pick out the cashews from the mixed nuts you're stealing from future you. amirite?

Did you get there by going through a door?
Or did they call it a gate?
Because that's the difference tbh