+2,429Why does Obama give his speeches behind bulletproof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anybody, amirite?
+223A psychiatrist was having a therapy session with 3 mothers and their children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the 1st mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the 2nd mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the 3rd mother got up and said " Come on, Dick, let's go."... amirite?
+254The one thing more annoying than someone using "good" where they should use "well" is when stupid people realize there is a difference but start only using well. Like, "this pizza tastes so well!" amirite?
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+364The average toddler laughs 500 times a day. The average adult laughs 7. I vote we all be 3 again... amirite?
+353Sometimes, you get confused when you see 60 cents thinking its a dollar because theres 60 min in an hour or 60 sec in a minute, amirite?
+2,718It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
+458Sleeping on a hot day, with the AC on, and a large blanket is one of the most comfortable feelings ever, amirite?
+395"Nom nom nom nom" I don't know how you eat, but when I eat, it Definitely doesn't sound like that, amirite?
+3,005In Flo Rida's song 'Low', he states that Shawty is wearing Apple Bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps.. WHAT IS SHE, SOME KIND OF FOUR-LEGGED MORPH WOMAN? In all honesty, I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her. amirite?