After a certain age u physically cant brush your teeth more than you can masturbate.
If I can out them, someone else has already figured it out.
And even if they aren't it isn't so that they can spy on you, it's because it's more convenient to call from a cell phone and people use payphones less often.
Actually you get Cocporn...
We need more ST like these. This is awesome and clever.
I'll take that over a flashbang.
Yeah I try to tie a loose not for when I pass out but sometime my Nana has to come save me
For that you need to buy the same ticket twice.
Obama is his surname.
Well, they also see eyes
Explains why I never hear a word that asshole says
Basically a vegan
Literally every time I ride the bus. I also thank the guy who drives the shuttle from the satellite parking lot to my job.
Also OP could be saying about the Teflon from the non-stick cookware.
...bisexual, actually. They eat just as much pussy.