Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth. amirite?

After a certain age u physically cant brush your teeth more than you can masturbate.

Don't joke about people being in the CIA. You might accidentally out them, and get them killed, amirite?

If I can out them, someone else has already figured it out.

The reason why there are no pay phones any longer is so they can track and spy and identify you all by the spying device in your pocket. amirite?
@Have you been to a gas station lately? They're outside, usually on the side wall

And even if they aren't it isn't so that they can spy on you, it's because it's more convenient to call from a cell phone and people use payphones less often.

Switch the P and C in Popcorn then you get cop porn, amirite?

Actually you get Cocporn...

A Roman wouldn't understand why XL is a bigger size than L in clothing. amirite?

We need more ST like these. This is awesome and clever.

Screaming is a flashbang for blind people, amirite?
Since when did suffocating someone become kinky, amirite?
@11964610 Be careful..several people have died that way

Yeah I try to tie a loose not for when I pass out but sometime my Nana has to come save me

Buying another lottery ticket doesn't double your chances, amirite?

For that you need to buy the same ticket twice.

Obama is his surname.

Dogs only know to look at our faces because sound comes from there, amirite?

Well, they also see eyes

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?

Explains why I never hear a word that asshole says

Technically if you're pro-life, you can't be a meat eater. amirite?

Basically a vegan

We never thank construction workers for their service, despite the fact that they dedicate large portions of their lives to making and maintaining buildings that are absolutely vital in our daily lives. amirite?
@More importantly, when was the last time you thanked your bus driver?

Literally every time I ride the bus. I also thank the guy who drives the shuttle from the satellite parking lot to my job.

A boiled egg is more filling than a fried egg despite having one less ingredient. amirite?
@iTz_MrsPoPo What ingredient is missing?


Also OP could be saying about the Teflon from the non-stick cookware.

All the male Titans in Attack on Titan are gay because they eat penises on a regular basis. amirite?

...bisexual, actually. They eat just as much pussy.