+45The Kim kardashian probably has enough plastic in her throat her body can be recycled, amirite?
+63Not many people would want a hippopotamus for Christmas anymore, amirite?
+50One day, when people will talk about the 90s they'll be talking about the 2090s, amirite?
+53Old people send daily good morning texts because they are conversation deprived after years of career building, they hope that out of the hundred people they spam they can strike up a convo with some old acquaintance. amirite?
+61You can't "Taste the Rainbow", because Skittles doesn't put blue in the mix. amirite?
+21The flying spaghetti Monster is an allegory for your brain and central nervous system, amirite?
+15The jocks depicted in television and film were all most likely drama nerds in high-school. amirite?
+19There's something about holding a scissors that makes you NEED to cut something...anything. amirite?