mrjustinpierson

You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?

This scared the living shit out of me at first for some reason.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little girls, amirite?

But, Prof. Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient...
CHEMICAL X.

You hate it when people in a hallway or on a sidewalk are walking too slowly, but there's too many of them in a group, so passing them becomes impossible without rudely shoving past them, and you end up stuck behind an obnoxious wall of slowpokes, amirite?

Have some shellder bite them on the head so they become slowking, and then maybe they'll be smart enough to pick up the pace a little...

If Pearl from spongebob is a whale, why doesn't she eat plankton? amirite?
@Edward_FINNA They actually have a new episode about that

Yeah, doesn't she say she prefers salad or something? I don't remember.

You always had to carry around that completely useless pokemon that you taught flash to so you could go into caves, Amirite?

I only used them when I needed them, then swapped them out for a good Pokémon at the next Pokémon Center.

Sometimes all you want is to be able to fast-forward to 12:00 AM on July 15, 2011, amirite?

It's also the day that new Winnie the Pooh movie comes out, isn't it?

If you do a google image search for the number 241543903, you will find out why the human race is so fantastic, amirite?
I wonder why people say "The real world is like this and the real world is like that. It's more tough." Even if someone has it easier, it doesn't mean he or she isn't living in the real world. We're all in the same boat, just in different kinds of boats, amirite?

We're all in the same boat, except that guy is in a yacht and I'm in a canoe. Still, same boat.

Posting all over Facebook about how badly you want a boyfriend is a really good way to make sure you stay single, amirite?

Yeah, I guess that probably wouldn't help me get a girlfriend. Thanks for the advice!

Parents make it harder to tell the difference between twins by making there names sound the same, amirite?
Ticking things off a list gives you such a satisfying feeling, amirite?

I read that as "tickling" at first.

Occasionally you still run up the basement stairs even though you know there are no murderers after you, amirite?

I never KNOW that there are no murderers after me...

When youwere younger you thought it was wheelbarrel, not wheelbarrow, amirite?
I wonder why people say "The real world is like this and the real world is like that. It's more tough." Even if someone has it easier, it doesn't mean he or she isn't living in the real world. We're all in the same boat, just in different kinds of boats, amirite?
@fuzala nice catch

Haha I got what you meant though, if that makes you feel any better!

It grosses you out to see people letting their dogs lick them in the mouth. amirite?

INSIDE the mouth, yes. That's nasty. ON the mouth, i don't see a problem.