mrjustinpierson

I like belly buttons, not rings, and I don't wonder why. It seems obvious to me: belly buttons, puppies, small hot dogs, all naturally attractive.

You have at one point wondered if every other human in the world wasn't alive, and that they were activated by your presence somehow; that you were the only person truly experiencing consciousness, Amirite?

Soliloquy of the Solipsist
by Sylvia Plath

I?
I walk alone;
The midnight street
Spins itself from under my feet;
When my eyes shut
These dreaming houses all snuff out;
Through a whim of mine
Over gables the moon's celestial onion
Hangs high.

I
Make houses shrink
And trees diminish
By going far; my look's leash
Dangles the puppet-people
Who, unaware how they dwindle,
Laugh, kiss, get drunk,
Nor guess that if I choose to blink
They die.

I
When in good humor,
Give grass its green
Blazon sky blue, and endow the sun
With gold;
Yet, in my wintriest moods, I hold
Absolute power
To boycott any color and forbid any flower
To be.

I
Know you appear
Vivid at my side,
Denying you sprang out of my head,
Claiming you feel
Love fiery enough to prove flesh real,
Though it's quite clear
All you beauty, all your wit, is a gift, my dear,
From me.

I hate people who text without vowels! Seriously, no one has a 160 character limit on their texts anymore. Put the vowels back in and quit forcing me to guess what it is you're trying to say!

I have a 150 character limit....

It's annoying when people complain about being so close to having the grade they want, like "Man, i was only two points off of an A-!". You got EXACTLY the grade you deserve, so stop complaining, Amirite?

Yeah. Who on Earth wants more than they deserve?

You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?

"Tia used Confusion!"

"It's super effective!"

In Iran, where women have to cover all of their body, a woman beat up a man for telling her to cover up better. Sure, she probably should not have knocked him to the ground and gotten him hospitalized, but it's good she stood up for herself, amirite?

I don't know how I managed to, but somehow I read this as 'a woman beat up a man for not telling her to cover up better'. Which utterly and completely changes the message of this post

Dana Carvey sort of disappeared from the universe after "The Master of Disguise," amirite?

He wasn't turtle-y enough for the turtle club.

Its kind of strange how parents care more about scratches on their car than scratches on their children. amirite?

If my car mended itself like a child did that would be the most incredible thing.

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
@Sponge Yeah, I honestly have no idea what you're saying.

That's because grammar and spelling are much different in the futer. He came in his time macne, so we can't understand his dialect. This is actually a very intellectual post.

Guys: You wonder if girls get no reason wet vaginas, amirite?
Cancer: commit suicide, disappear, be cured or whatever..just go away, amirite?
@1701867

Ohyeah, when people don't agree with you they just aren't understanding.
wary smilie

It's annoying when pro-life people try to make pro-choice people feel bad by saying "you're lucky your parents were pro-life". Your parents decided to have you because that was their choice. People forget that choice is a two way street which can also lead women to choosing to keep the baby, amirite?

I know. People act like pro-choice is pro-abortion, as in "all babies must be aborted". That's totally not the point at all.

Airbending may blow, but earthbending rocks! amirite?

Waterbending always gets me wet.
And things always get a little steamy when firebending.