Our dicks have been in our mum's at least once, amirite?
‘Reckon' is probably short for ‘recognize', amirite?

Actually no.

Reckon comes from old proto-Germanic via Old English, from a word meaning "to count", which evolved into meaning to balance relative to costs and eventually to estimate or suppose.

Recognise comes from Latin via French, from the prefix "re-" and the word for "to know", so essentially "to know again" and by extension to recall or acknowledge.

All men really want is for a woman to peg them. amirite?
@You're so misguided it's comical

Who said you could talk to me, you little queer? July ain'tcho month. Take yo fruity pebble booty back to June.

There is no true definition of normal as everybody's opinon is differnt. amirite?

Normal? No. Statistical mean of a data sample? Yes.

In some alternative universe, there are anthropomorphic animals that wear human-skin suits to simulate being one. amirite?

Like Mark Zuckerberg, Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, the Popes, Hillary Clinton, and etc...

Egg salad is literally just eggs seasoned with more eggs, amirite?
Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
People tend to care more about HOW something is presented rather than WHAT is presented. amirite?

Is this a fact?

Knowing the difference between stalagmites and stalactites is a lot less important in adulthood than elementary school made it seem, amirite?
Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

money doesnt fix all your problems. a lot of them sure. but not all of them

You can remove any letter in boat but it would still be an existing word. amirite?
@Iamalgend A snake

Also a scarf made of feathers

As kids, we expect the good and are surprised by the bad. As adults, we expect the bad and are surprised by the good. amirite?

Speak for yourself! A lot of adults still choose hope and optimism.

The Harry Potter series would have ended pretty quickly if someone brought a gun, amirite?

No they have a spell that is basically just a laser gun

Scarecrows work on humans if you make them creepy enough. amirite?

Wouldn't it be called Scaredude?

When the guys get together, they insult each other without really meaning it. When the girls get together, they compliment each other without really meaning it. amirite?

Can't relate. My girlfriends and I genuinely compliment each other and make fun of each other all the time