Sagging your pants is the opposite of shorts, amirite?

And sagging your shorts is the same as pants

People want you to be honest, but when you really speak your mind 95% of them can't handle it easily, amirite?
@Kionix When I was a bartender, I would have to "Cut-off" people who had had too much. Not a single person ever took it well.

I think a lot of people live in a delusion world where they are the main character. So many seem to forget that we all share this space and there's rules we should abide by, even if it means no more poison for tonight. Stay humble and remember constructive criticism is worth more than hollow compliments.

The "J" is backwards, amirite?

The entire right side of the letter is on the right

The only real difference between a mullet and mohawk is width. amirite?

And Billy Ray Cyrus

Humans are the only dominant species that bitch about their existence. They're also the first dominant species capable of bitching about their existence. amirite?

Pregnant dachshund bitches about her existence in the summer.

AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ and EJ are great nicknames, but FJ, GJ, HJ and IJ sound terrible. amirite?

ZJ, if you don't know what it is you can't afford it.

Maybe one day body augmentation will be advanced enough to give you a bionic butthole, amirite?
You usually have better friendships online because they don't know you're real personality, amirite?
If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?
Getting startled easily is a self preservation mechanism, whereas fainting is a group preservation mechanism. amirite?

It could also be considered a self preservation mechanism because some predators lose interest in prey if they suspect it's dead

Weapons are designed to kill/harm people in different ways, amirite?

Self defence at its best

If the world is constantly spinning, then we are always on a treadmill, amirite?

It's all relative I suppose

No one has ever seen their own face. amirite?
Villains asking for loads of money shows they still want to contribute to the economy, amirite?

At this point with American stimulus checks compared to other countries. It is like we ask for our money back and we're considered robbers.

You usually have better friendships online because they don't know you're real personality, amirite?
@Sharag Sounds like a lot of work

Nothing I can't handle I have 6 siblings