My uncle was with us in Texas and his bags went to Minnesota.
Airline flew them back and hand delivered them at 12:30am.
Surely there was a time we were barefooted and someone came up with the idea and we all started acquiring or making shoes.
I broke my sandals in another country and had to attend a store of shoes in just my piggly wigglies.
Drake the kinda guy to be born wearing slides
Part of the problem is that I feel like when people are at that point it's either to late to talk to someone or talking to a stranger isn't what's needed. Having. A random person telling you "you matter" or "I care about you" isn't the same as someone you know and care about genuinely saying it.
I once ordered a kid's carpet from Amazon, you know the one with roads for cars etc. It came in a massive box, I'm not lying if I say 30 of those carpet rolls would've fit. The box was much bigger hit among the kids than the carpet, we played in it for weeks, we drawed on it, we cut windows in it. We fixed it many times by taping and reinforcing it. I had a nap in it once. Best box ever.
My daughter took her Invisalign out to eat lunch at school last year and left it in the case in her backpack in her classroom and someone stole it. They had to know what it was when they took it because the little purple case clearly had Invisalign in big black letters on it.
To get insurance to cover 50%, I had to pay the full $4200 up front. But instead of getting a check for $2100, I get a check from them for $58.33 a month for 36 months. They don't do replacements so now she doesn't even have it anymore and I'm out 4 grand because someone wanted to steal it.
A Monsters Inc. set during WWII could be unbelievably dark. The pitch meeting alone would…
"…and then Sully's granddad pops in on Anne Frank! Hilarity ensues. Whadya think?"
"Jesus, Artie - how much blow did you do this morning?"
I read this as "My cousin was delivered in a box" and I was so confused.
"Hah, a cardboard box fort...," as I crawl back into my Transmorgifier.
As a teenager in high school, braces actually saved my teeth from falling out in a wrestling match when I got elbowed in the face super hard.
If my brain knows but I am not sure, am I really my brain at all?…
Idk man, a side from bones, this hardware looking kinda soft
There's going to be AI doing all the transcription needed where sampling doesn't do!
You come up with that all by yourself? I mean could you be any lazier.