People probably intentionally leave bags on the airport carousel because they just want to get to their destination. amirite?
@Mostly-chill I'd like to think that those bags arnt even someone who was on the flights, and some poor bastard who went the...

Happens often.
My uncle was with us in Texas and his bags went to Minnesota.
Airline flew them back and hand delivered them at 12:30am.

Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
@dankXD Their parents made them. Was before shoe stores existed...

Surely there was a time we were barefooted and someone came up with the idea and we all started acquiring or making shoes.

Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?

I broke my sandals in another country and had to attend a store of shoes in just my piggly wigglies.

Most people have never had to go to a shoe store barefoot, yet we all had to get our first pair somehow. amirite?
Suicidal people probably don't know what the hotline number is. amirite?

Part of the problem is that I feel like when people are at that point it's either to late to talk to someone or talking to a stranger isn't what's needed. Having. A random person telling you "you matter" or "I care about you" isn't the same as someone you know and care about genuinely saying it.

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?

I once ordered a kid's carpet from Amazon, you know the one with roads for cars etc. It came in a massive box, I'm not lying if I say 30 of those carpet rolls would've fit. The box was much bigger hit among the kids than the carpet, we played in it for weeks, we drawed on it, we cut windows in it. We fixed it many times by taping and reinforcing it. I had a nap in it once. Best box ever.

Invisalign is a really expensive thing that no one wants to steal. amirite?

My daughter took her Invisalign out to eat lunch at school last year and left it in the case in her backpack in her classroom and someone stole it. They had to know what it was when they took it because the little purple case clearly had Invisalign in big black letters on it.

To get insurance to cover 50%, I had to pay the full $4200 up front. But instead of getting a check for $2100, I get a check from them for $58.33 a month for 36 months. They don't do replacements so now she doesn't even have it anymore and I'm out 4 grand because someone wanted to steal it.

Monsters Inc. Monsters only target kids rich enough to have their own room and closets, amirite?

A Monsters Inc. set during WWII could be unbelievably dark. The pitch meeting alone would…

"…and then Sully's granddad pops in on Anne Frank! Hilarity ensues. Whadya think?"

"Jesus, Artie - how much blow did you do this morning?"

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too. amirite?
@Prettydotty "Hah, stupid cat", I laugh, as I lean back in my cardboard box fort.

"Hah, a cardboard box fort...," as I crawl back into my Transmorgifier.

Wearing braces makes you a cyborg, amirite?

As a teenager in high school, braces actually saved my teeth from falling out in a wrestling match when I got elbowed in the face super hard.

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

If my brain knows but I am not sure, am I really my brain at all?…

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
We have no historic recordings of old music, but we have the transcriptions. In the future there will be recordings, but no transcriptions. amirite?

There's going to be AI doing all the transcription needed where sampling doesn't do!

Nothing starts with an N, amirite?

You come up with that all by yourself? I mean could you be any lazier.