Most people that are "living the dream" are not aware of it and therefore are not living the dream. amirite?

Not sure what your definition of living the dream is, but feel I am, am aware of it, and am still not happy.

Humans spend years, if not decades of their lives looking at the back of their eyelids, amirite?

Well we gotta check for cracks

Putting "bitch" at the beginning of a statement is way more likely to be friendly compared to putting it at the end of a statement. amirite?
Bunk beds are human shelves, amirite?
@Iapetus-11 *shelves for humans. Human shelves would be horrific.

I dunno, I've seen some pretty nice human skin items in Rimworld

Putting "bitch" at the beginning of a statement is way more likely to be friendly compared to putting it at the end of a statement. amirite?
@MS0410 Thanks mom

Thanks a bunch, I had too. This is actually mind blowing to me

The number of times you've sneezed us probably even, amirite?
@Johannheidar90 Nah, most sneezes come in a 2 sneeze package. You sneeze, then you sneeze again right after. Such is the law of the land

"Most" sneezes might. But guess what, your argument still doesn't make sense. Because after that one improbable time you sneeze once, most of your sneezes after that would result in the same odd number. 3+2 is still odd. I know, math, very hard and stuff

When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?

"Stepmom makes mask for stepdaughter for a return favor."

Your parents possibly start saying they want grandchildren because they miss you being a child and want a mini you replacement. amirite?
@Proxymoto But only babysit your kids when THEY want, and ship them back to you the second there is a small inconvinience for them

Yup, that's why you never ever let anyone else convince you to have kids. Only do it if you truly want a child around for at least the next 18 years.

Buying another lottery ticket doesn't double your chances, amirite?
Switch the P and C in Popcorn then you get cop porn, amirite?

More like when you switch the C and P in cop porn you get pop corn

When men masterbate, they just throw away DNA. amirite?

If animals eat your DNA chances of you reincarnating as an animal is real

Your butt can expel all of the three states of matter, amirite?

My butt can expel plasma. I should revisit my diet.

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?
@Achilles982 Call 911

No don't, they kill people for that right now!


The reason why vending machines are cheaper than shops is probably bc it's not guaranteed you're actually going to get anything, amirite?
@What vending machines are cheaper than buying it in the store?

All the ones I've come across. You can get a packet of crisps for 90p.

Many children shares appearance with their parents. amirite?

??? Did you skip high school biology class? Of course they do...