+9Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile so when you are lonely remember its true somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
+37If your the only one in your group of friends that doesn't drink, and your with them when they're starting to get drunk, it just hits you that you're friends will never be the same again, you won't get back the friends that you had for years that would go out with you, have waterfights, walk around the shops together....they're too busy nowdays getting drunk like that's all they care about, ami... amirite?
+46Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time, amirite?
+34The people saying God doesn't approve of homosexuality make him look horrible. "Let's see, you spent your life helping little children, you've done the world a lot of good and you died saving a child from getting killed. So, it seems like you can go to heav- WAIT. YOU'RE GAY!? No heaven for you.", amirite?
+428Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
+40There are men in this world who have killed sharks with their bare hands. I can't even touch a picture of a bug in a book.
+66You can tell how crazy a girl is by how many hashtags she puts on an Instagram picture.
+158Isnt it weird that you can sleep walk up and down stairs or go in the kitchen and open the fridge totally unconscious. But if you tried to walk ten feet with your eyes closed youd trip over a shoe and break your neck. Amirite?
+244HILARIOUS PRANK: Create a system where people pay thousands of dollars to go to college, to get a job, to pay for having gone to college.
+124Cripplingly socially awkward people: it feels beyond amazing when you make a friend in your life who makes an effort to understand you instead of dismissing you as a freak, doesn't poke fun at your when you do something socially dumb, encourages you when you talk to new people, helps you understand other people and how to better express yourself to others, actively tries to include you in group conversations, and just generally boosts your self esteem. Amirite?
+293You love spending time with your friends and family, but sometimes the best best thing to do is spend time with yourself