We did so, screw you.
I heard my name.
Wait, I'm not listening to music right now! dies a horrific, gurgling death
I'm not a krusty krab.
The only explanation is that Anthony went back in time and fathered himself.
Oh, it's an extremely complicated process. You have to go up to the front desk and they'll direct you to another office accross the building. Once you get to that office, you have to fill out stacks and stacks of paperwork before you finally hand it in at the Trainer Resources office. You then have a three month waiting period before your application is considered. After being considered, you have to pass an extensive interview and defeat Team Rocket with a level five Caterpie. Afterwards, you must go back to the main office and submit your proposal to the receptionist before your official license arrives in the mail.
...and don't even get me started on the lack of employee benefits.