It's like the mullet of clothes
It's not like it's actually made of sperm. I'd eat a cupcake shaped like a horse dick.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER? THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO COMBO STARTERS.
It's weird, today (which is shortly after I posted this) my English teacher was telling us all about how we've all got something that we're really great at that others can't understand how we even begin to get that good. She was referring to this guy who's good with tech stuff.
I was just sitting there like "I can hula-hoop and skip-it at the same time"
"Are you having sex?"
"Holy shit Mike & Sully?? I'm sorry you guy had to see that."
"No! It's cool! Put that thing back in her vagina, or so help me!"
It's a hidden message. If you scramble the letters, add a few, and get rid of some, it says:
"Steve Jobs probably raped little children, amirite?"
And I agree Rocky, you are cruel.
Hold on...Lemme get this dick out of my mouth first.
OH GOD!!! SHE'S GOT GENITAL HERPES!! IS ANYONE HERE A GYNECOLOGIST??
Hitler did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great....
Let's call it a 'LOLOCAUST'! And there will be food, drinks, and a concentration game.
Yeah it's TV-MA now..
Here's a few lines from the latest episode
Arnold: Hey Helga. What's wrong?
Helga: Fuck off Arnold! YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Gerald: You gotta be fucking with me Helga, you treating Arnold like a dick now?
Arnold and Gerald pull out glocks
Arnold: Count to three or get your head blown off, bitch.
Helga: Suck my inexistant dick!
Helga then pulls down her pants, and reveals she is a tranny.
C-section babies: you're offended by this post, amirite?
I am definitely wearing my wedding dress more than once. Even if I have to wear it to the grocery store.