It really annoys you when people misuse the word "literally", amirite?

I could literally punch people in the face each time this happens.

God has no Phone but I talk to him. He has no Facebook but he is still my friend. He does not have a twitter but I still follow him

If that helps you to be an overall good person and makes you happy, I commend you. However, if it makes you a self-righteous bigot with a superiority complex, please shut up.

Hermoine should have been in Ravenclaw, amirite?
@monstrosity In the first book I remember she said that the Sorting Hat considered putting her in Ravenclaw, but ultimately...

Kind of like how the Sorting Hat considered putting Harry Potter in Slytherin but Harry's determination to NOT be put in Slytherin caused him to be put in Gryffindor.

There are two words guys hate: Don't and Stop...Unless those words are spoken together!

and we hate both of those words when followed by "Believin'"

It's said that humans are currently only using about 10% of our brains. I think ancient peoples, like the Egyptians and the Mayans, were using a lot more of their brains than we are to build architecture that we still can't recreate today, even with our advanced technology.

The 10% thing is a myth I thought.

If you still see a pediatrician, you don't need to be buying a pregnancy test, amirite?
@JustAnAverageDragon Can I rephrase then? If you can't drive yourself to go get it, then you shouldn't be buying the pregnancy test.

Slightly more reasonable, to be the devil's advocate you could be late on getting the driver's license due to failure to pass the driver's test or waiting until 21 to get a permit.

It sucks when you see a work of art selling for thousands of dollars and you could have done it yourself, amirite?

YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T!

And the best part...a firetruck is still a ginger

You would like to spend rainy days in bed watching moves from 1940's
"What if the cure for cancer is trapped in the mind of someone who can't afford an education?" "Yeah, well, what if it's trapped in the would-be mind of an aborted fetus", amirite?

What if the cure for cancer was trapped inside a sperm that is now useless because of masturbation?

Just because someone is living at a poverty level income, doesn't mean they should be allowed to sit around at home and walk to the mailbox for their weekly drug money. People should not be given money by the government unless they are disabled or elderly. Period. Otherwise, get a job. Amirite?

If only it were that easy to get a job.

How do people write an auto biography? I can barely remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)

What's with the smiley? :)

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been." - John Greenleaf Whittier

This site is amazing because it gives people a way to express their opinions worry free. So, it kind of ruins it when people post rude or mean comments for no reason. If you don't have an intelligent reply to a comment, shut up or go to a different site.

Tbh, a lot of the "rude" comments that I have seen are just people who are tired of seeing the purpose of this site slowly change. This is not really a blog site, but I keep seeing more people using it as one.

God bless the atheists.

Should I feel flattered or condescended?